Couchy

Name given to an interactive item in an AR (Augmented Reality) game that is within reach while sitting on your couch.
Person 1: I need to walk 2km to my closest pokestop.

Person 2: I'm going nowhere I have my Couchy.
by WEZEW September 20, 2020
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Couchy

An undesirable person, that smells like shit and has no friends
Person 1: A new guy started working at my office today.
Person 2: What is he like?

Person 1: He's a Couchy. Lucky he isn't sitting near me
by Unofficial Mayor March 01, 2018
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Couchi

by Shaquille111 April 20, 2022
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Couchie

The act of opening up the cushions of a couch in such a manner that you are able to blow smoke into it and observe how there is no smoke. Very convenient skill to have when you are trying to conceal smoke in a large group of people.
"Bro, I need to smoke but I don't want it to be visible"
"No worries, just hit a couchie. Notice how there is NO SMOKE."
by mnjohnson November 29, 2023
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Couchie

A man's ass, a dudes asshole. Often used in a sexual manner by other men.

Origin: Baltimore
"Dawg I was so deep in dat cushie last night"

"When you been in the pen long enough even dat couchie will do"

"Tony's couchie is ripe dawg, shit is ripe you feel me?"
by dabbboi May 29, 2022
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Couchie

A word used to describe a PokéStop you can spin without leaving your home (ie your couch) in Pokémon Go.
Person 1: "Hey man, wanna go a walk and spin some stops?"

Person 2: "Nah bro, after that Post Box I nominated got accepted I got a couchie."
by MindfudgeZombie October 31, 2022
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slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy

is the act of giving someone such head on a couch it literally bounces up and down
guy: hey dude my girl vanessa gave me super hard slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy that there are now marks on the floor!!!!1!1!
other guy: who is named vanessa nowadays
by slumpybumpy April 16, 2024
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