Couchy

An undesirable person, that smells like shit and has no friends

Person 1: A new guy started working at my office today.
Person 2: What is he like?

Person 1: He's a Couchy. Lucky he isn't sitting near me

by Unofficial Mayor March 1, 2018

couchy

The state of an enclosed space where the majority of its area is occupied by sofas. This limits the livable space but makes it very comfortable.

Duncan (while laying on one of the 3 couches in the room): It is pretty couchy in here!

by couchy123 June 17, 2018

Couchi

Couch

A couchi

by Shaquille111 April 19, 2022

couchy chop

When he sits on the couch, and you straddle him. By splitting your legs it's called a chop.

Girl, I couchy chopped that hot guy from the bar last night.

by VestaAsh July 12, 2017

couchie contact

exactly what it sounds like
making contact with the couchie

another way of saying you fucked

icy hot should not make couchie contact

i made couchie contact last night

by hjahajahajahajah March 31, 2020

Couchie cotton

A word for tampon created by SSSniperwolf

Hey can I have a couchie cotton please

by anonymous March 7, 2022

Couchie

The act of opening up the cushions of a couch in such a manner that you are able to blow smoke into it and observe how there is no smoke. Very convenient skill to have when you are trying to conceal smoke in a large group of people.

"Bro, I need to smoke but I don't want it to be visible"
"No worries, just hit a couchie. Notice how there is NO SMOKE."

by mnjohnson November 28, 2023