P.E. coach

A douchedick that is 60lbs over weight yet still has you run a mile a day and climb a rope which, I'm pretty sure, isn't even strong enough to hold his fatass. Yet he makes you run faster and harder to make you lose weight and to stay healthy, while he sits in a chair on the side timing you and drinking a diet soda.

"My P.E. coach had me run 3 miles today in 2nd hr"

by Imkool136 April 4, 2015

Coach Carter

(Basketball) When shooting an open three-pointer on a fast break rather than taking an easy layup. Inspired by a movie of the same name.

"Coach Carter!" Swoosh. Stupid, but bold.

by Dr. Heywood Floyd January 10, 2009

assistant coach

A bootlegged Coach bag.

Now, you know damned well that that $3 bag you have ain't nothing but Assistant Coach!

by Delores Santana December 28, 2005

Coach Amy

A woman who scare children for fun. She knows where they live and enjoys stalking them. When a child is crying in pain, she laughs. Evil. It kinda burns your eyes to look at her. Viewer discretion is advised.

The code-name of any sports coach who you don't like. It's a good code-name because the actual coach will have no idea.

Girl one: "eww our tennis coach is a real coach amy!"
Girl two: "Ikr! she totes burns my eyeballs"

by professersnuggles November 21, 2010

Coach Barnes

A big grumpy ass nigga, who does no type of shit.
Looks like a bowling ball attached to a donut.

Coach Barnes is a bitch ass nigga

by Huge D ass nigga April 26, 2017

Coach Penny

A god damn bear who makes you do 2 picture puzzles before you can play a game.

DAMN, STOP BEING SUCH A COACH PENNY AND LET ME PLAY!

by YouLikeTeabags? October 17, 2017

Coach Shoup

Coach Shoup is the real name of Coach Joshua Roberts of Keokuk,Iowa.

"Man, Coach Shoup looks like he could bench 7 plates right now "

by TraceHackaday21 November 14, 2018