cottonfielder

(adj.) An old African American female who chases a tumbling tampon down the road much like a full-blooded American would chase a ball down a baseball field.

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by CheeseNigha June 2, 2014

Cortoroid

A urethra that’s filled with massive amounts of cum

“Fuck man do you have a cortoroid”

by HeyItsYerbouiiiiii October 27, 2018

Cottonous

When the cotton in your mouth is congruent with your speech

Ben seemed alright but he was clearly cottonous

by Briansgw7 October 3, 2020

Cottonous

When the cotton in your mouth is congruent with your speech

Ben seemed alright but he was clearly cottonous

by Briansgw7 October 3, 2020

Cottonwood

Trees that black people cut down

Did you cut down the cottonwood tree ?yes

by Uranium enrichment June 14, 2022

Cottonpicking

When an uncircumcised man takes his pants off from a long day at work, sweat and all the fuzzies from his boxers/briefs is stuck to the inside of a man’s foreskin.

The harvesting of this mixture under the foreskin is considered to be cottonpicking.

Boyfriend: Hey baby, you wanna get freaky tonight?

Girlfriend: yeah! Whip that bad boy out!
Boyfriend: *whips penis out*
Girlfriend: *notices lint, fuzzies and dick cheese*
Boyfriend: “are you gonna suck it or not?”
Girlfriend: *gags at the disgusting scenery* *and starts picking at it, pulling the fuzzies and lint off*
Boyfriend: turns radio on and just so happens cotton eyed Joe song plays, “where did you come from, where did you go?”
Girlfriend: gags
That’s some cottonpicking penis you got there

by Pizzalovers July 25, 2022

cottonwood firing squad

an incredible musician, otherwise known as william james rodriguez, billi or CFS

have you heard that new cottonwood firing squad song?

by moose_tracks March 1, 2023