cottage cheese thighs 

When a female has thighs that resemble cottage cheese. Sometimes you can tell when overweight women wear spandex.

Those cottage cheese thighs were repulsive.

cottage cheese thighs by dankenstein February 11, 2005

cottage cheesed 

Given a yeast infection from a woman

I was cottage cheesed from my one night stand

cottage cheesed by Jadsnyc June 17, 2018

cottage cheese dick 

(noun). When a penis and the surrounding pubic hairs are covered with dry semen after sexual intercourse.

after Mike railed the whore, he fell asleep, and woke up with cottage cheese dick

cottage cheese dick by Kevinhd86 August 6, 2006

cottage cheese ass

When craters can be seen in a girls booty from it being too fat.

My mom has the nastiest cottage cheese ass.

cottage cheese ass by drew/ryan August 27, 2005

Cottage Grove, MN 

A surburban town that is EXTREMELY boring unless you know the right people. It is a farming community also, and the High School has a very high pregnancy rate. Most kids end up doing drugs in middle school because they are so bored but stop once they get a car.

Person 1: I'm so excited to go to Mexico for spring break!

Person 2: FML, I have to stay in Cottage Grove, MN.

Person 3: Wanna go get high at Kingston?

Person 2: Why the fuck not? Let's go.

Cottage Grove, MN by stifler'smom April 1, 2010

Cottage Cheeks 

When the surface of a rear end (usually female) is dimpled and uneven with cellulite so that it resembles cottage cheese.

1: Wow, that girl is really hot.
2: Yea.. But wait until she turns around.
1: ..Oh, cottage cheeks

Cottage Cheeks by Mister A. February 11, 2009

cottage back 

A seasonal medical condition that arises on a Monday after or a Friday prior to a nice weekend in the summer in which the reported back pain is directly proportional to the sunniness and temperature outside; results in one’s inability to come to work on the affected Monday or Friday and he/she having a three-day weekend that is likely spent drinking beer on the dock at his/her cottage or cabin while his/her co-workers pick up the slack back at the office.

My co-worker came down with cottage back; it prevented her from coming into work last Friday, and when she came in on Monday, her back was fine, and she also had a tan.

cottage back by Mrs. Columbia June 12, 2008