Cosmopolitan magazine

also known by some by "Cosmo" and "women's Bible"

magazine for the 18-35 mostly Caucasian female population, though teens and pre-teens read it as well.

teaches virtues and life lessons like "90 ways to please your man" and "How to make men want you."

can be incredibly funny, ridiculous or offensive depending on one's perspective.

has single-handedly set a particular type of woman back many years, defining women solely by their relationships with men.

I didn't renew my Cosmopolitan magazine subscription because the message it sends is horrible.

I read Cosmopolitan magazine every month. It's the only reading I do. Because of Cosmo, I can now give amazing blow jobs and dress to impress men.

by margaretsanger December 26, 2005

metaphysico-theologo-cosmolonigology

The science taught by Master Pangloss in the novel Candide. It is the science of cause and effect.

The science of metaphysico-theologo-cosmolonigology states that "The nose is formed for spectacles, therefore we wear spectacles."

by AManWhoseNameHappensToBeRyan October 25, 2011

cackpipe cosmonaut

A slang, light-hearted term for a homosexual.

'Terry's gay, y'know...'
'Get out! How do you know?'
'I shagged him.'
'Get out!'
'Honest, dolly. He's 100% cackpipe cosmonaut.'

by rxnxr October 17, 2009

cosmo raata

A being that will not shut up no matter what

im cosmo raata im right shut up dont matter im right.

by SavagePig May 20, 2008

Cosmosii

A person who has a talent for creating hundreds of Discord servers / group chats, only for them to all die the next day.

Person - I just got invited to ANOTHER group chat, must be Cosmosii at it again.

by GavGrub May 28, 2021

all is well in the cosmos

its all good

how are you?
all is well in the cosmos

by tim October 20, 2003

cosmo

the greatest fairy ever, he's a legend in every right and all should bow down to him

Two wrongs dont make a right, but three rights make a left

by jimmy October 22, 2004