cort allen

Cort "Fucking" Allen

Strengths: can smoke a whole pack of USA golds in 30 seconds

The monster of the 607, drinker of half empty flat beer at 3:00 in the afternoon, king of whole facts

Weaknesses:
Cant drive
also doesn't have a bike and refuses to get a bus pass so

Cort Allen- a wild animal who waits in the shadows for cigs and beer

by corty boy September 2, 2019

Jazzy Cortes

Delusional piece of garbo who thinks she's a goddess

1: Bro did u hear about Jazzy Cortes
2: Omg not her

by PupperKiwi February 26, 2020

Cort

Cort is the biggest communist you know. He starts everyday with listening to the State National Anthem of the Soviet Union. Cort greets his friends as comrades and some of his biggest hero's include, Karl Marx, Fidel Castro and of course the great Joseph Stalin. Cort spends his days peeking in peoples windows and reporting his neighbors to the authority's for breaking social distancing. Eventually Cort wants to be Justin Trudeau's right hand man in turning Canada into the next USSR

look, there goes Cort again marching down the street, waving a soviet flag and blasting the anthem with his boom box.

by TunaMelts November 30, 2020

Não corte não dorte

Quer dizer que se não há corte não há dorte 😉😉

"ELE NÃO CORTOU!"
"ELE NÃO DORTOU"
"não corte não dorte"

"Ele cortou a mão"
"Pois! Não corte não dorte!"

by mahtxfire July 28, 2020

Não corte não dorte

Expressão inglesa "No cut no dort!" trazida para Braga, Portugal.
Significa que quando não há corte, não há dorte!

"ELE NÃO CORTOU, ELE NÃO DORTOU, NÃO CORTE NÃO DORTE"

"Ele cortou a mão"
"Pois não corte não dorte"

by mahtxfire July 28, 2020

Alexandra Cortes (Lexi)

Alexandra Cortes commonly known as Lexi, is a deepsea predator commonly going after the younger whales, this species of whales is known to devastate any ecosystems it enters as it consumes everything in its path and leaves nothing but destruction.

Alexandra Cortes (Lexi) is a whale

by Blox dictionary September 11, 2020

vanessa cortes

Perfect girl, but unique so too bad for you.

Vanessa Cortes is perfect.

by Fr_v_qc February 1, 2017