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Corooner

A poor soul infected with the Chinese Originated Virus In December 2019 (COVID 19) who is well past the incubation point and has by this point lost all of their humanity. The only cure for them now is death.

Also known as a Coofer, but even less of a human now, since they NEED a ventilator to stay "alive". The sickness of the soul has left them a nearly dead husk. Beyond a doubt a very sad fate for anyone.
The most important objective of this campaign against the Corooner-Bolshevistic system is a complete destruction of their sources of power and the elimination of Asiatic influence from the Global culture. Therefore the soldier must have full understanding for the necessity of a severe but just revenge on subhuman Coroonery. The Army has to aim at another purpose, i.e., the annihilation of revolts in hinterland which, as experience proves, have always been caused by Corooners. Being far from all political considerations of the future the soldier has to fufill two tasks:

1. Complete annihilation of the false Bolshevistic doctrine of the Chinese State and its armed forces.
2. The pitiless extermination of foreign treachery and cruelty and thus the protection of the lives of military personnel in Asia.
This is the only way to fulfil our historic task to liberate the Global population once forever from the Asiatic-Viral danger.
by Pytr Lyudoyed March 29, 2020
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cornboy

A losing fantasy football franchise or a middle class punk who gets his kicks from playing 80's video games
Corboy is such a bitch he can never win the fantasy championship
by Anonymous June 27, 2003
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"You're cornboxed" or "you're a cornbox" directed at a windbag.

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someone who shares the characteristics of a Douche. Eg) excesive amounts of hair wax and or gell, believes wearing beads makes them look more masquline.

THe word crobone derives from the ancient egyptian word Croboneiusem. pronounced Crow-bone-ee-us-em. which the egyptian peasent used to call fellow egyptians who used to much hair gell.
"Hey pauly that kids got a lot of wax in his hair and those beads are awfully distracting"

"yeah, what a crobone"
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uses Coco Bliss like a Clown
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Cornbob

The act of purposely wearing shoes on the wrong feet.
"Tyler are you cornbobbing?"

"I'm totally cornbobbing"
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corkbomb

When a large amount of diarrhea builds up behind a constapative blockage. The release of the constipation triggers diarrhetic explosive decompression, similar to the release of a cork from a bottle of champagne.
I shouldn't have drunk all of that camp water after I had all those granola bars. I'm totally gonna corkbomb all over the latrine.
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