crobone 

someone who shares the characteristics of a Douche. Eg) excesive amounts of hair wax and or gell, believes wearing beads makes them look more masquline.

THe word crobone derives from the ancient egyptian word Croboneiusem. pronounced Crow-bone-ee-us-em. which the egyptian peasent used to call fellow egyptians who used to much hair gell.

"Hey pauly that kids got a lot of wax in his hair and those beads are awfully distracting"

"yeah, what a crobone"

crobone by talbatross November 17, 2009

Crotone man 

An overrated Portuguese footballer that loves scoring against Crotone. Legend has it he once jumped three metres high just to score against Crotone. He would fight anyone who dares to take Crotone from him.

Crotone man and penalties...an everlasting romantic story.

Crotone man by DooDooLee February 26, 2021

Crooner 

A male vocalist who sings popular songs, with background music of jazz or a band.

Frank Sinatra and Ricky Nelson are crooners

Crooner by Elizzabeth May 25, 2006

The Kosher Crooner 

An elderly man with a YouTube channel called 'The Kosher Crooner' where he sings songs and plays his guitar. He is Jewish and delightful.

"Hey do you watch The Kosher Crooner?"
"No."
"Bog off."

The Kosher Crooner by patrioticpakistani March 5, 2023

corboner 

A person that is extremely nice and one heck of a friend that just won’t leace you alone, he’s always nice and willing to support you, and he’s got a ya know, the nem fills in the rest

Wow he’s one heck of a corboner

corboner by TheTrüthGiver April 12, 2018

Crooner 

To have a relaxed drink during a heavy drinking session.

A crooner is anything less alcoholic than what you are currently drinking or what you are about to drink.

The word is derived from the relaxed singing style of crooning.

Yolande: "Should we open a bottle of scotch?"
Sandy: "Not just yet, I will start with a crooner."

Jim: "Another shot of vodka mate?"
Steve: "Nah, I going to take it slow and have a crooner."

Crooner by vedi October 18, 2011

Jazz crooner

An elderly readers wife who makes regular appearances in the pages of a top shelf Jazz Mag.

'Has anyone seen my April edition of 'MILF times', there's a Jazz crooner on page 42 that looks just like Mavis from accounts?'

Jazz crooner by chesterpest January 17, 2010