Colonel Cornelius Cornwall

From the earth I rise, and to the earth I will one day return.

What's up, mothershuckers? My name is colonel cornelius Cornwall, and I'm here today to introduce you to:

corn

Corn is a North American serial plant. It yields large kernels on a cob.

It is also called 'maize' because of how easy it is to get lost in its incredible flavor.

Side effects of corn may include... Uh, choking, I guess.

Come on down today, and try some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn-

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'You are such a Colonel Cornelius Cornwall'

by bluevanman69 December 18, 2020

Conway

The best-looking cool guy in town. He seems quiet, but often makes the smartest remark of the evening - offering quality over quantity. Known for his subtle yet elegant attire and purest love for kitties.

That Conway, what a dapper young man!

by Lovely Librarian April 15, 2009

cornwall

The Lost Celtic Country,It is not an EnglishCountyas the anglo-saxon conspiracy woiuld have you believe. It is the DUCHY of Cornwall.Closely related to their cousins the Welsh{Cymru}and the Bretons in Brittany western Franceand second cousins to the Irish Eire,the Manx and of course the Scottish Alba Those who chose to ridicule this ancient race are simply jealous usually Anglo saxons, that Foreign Germanic race who do not belong on these islands(Ever notice that ALL the Celtic Lands are Outstandingly Beautiful Whilst England is mostly bland flat featureless wasteland?) and no! I am not Cornish but i am a Celt

ps, This before some smart arse(saxon)posts an entry gushing lyrically about The Lake District being a gorgeous part of England .Well Sorry to kick you in the Germanic Bollocks once again BUT you see Cumbria is also Celtic so piss off back to the Low Countries.

Cornwall is Great. Fantastic People and Great Pasties oh and marvelous Beaches ,Good Weather

by william the wallace March 11, 2006

Cornwall council

A large group of elderly, cornish and inbred men and women who lost cognitive ability back in 1872. Can't fucking make their mind up about basic human facilities. Legend has it that a select few who are chosen out of the cornish gene pool can gain a job at Cornwall council and then gain delusion a the cherry on top.

Most other councils- Improves lives of their citizens.
Kernow-w-w-w-w council- Builds £40m bike path.

JK, I love Cornwall council (let my family go).

by IloveAndreaTateTheTopG December 31, 2022

Joey Conway

A person who gets mad at video games for no reason

"Hey, what's Joey Conway doing."

"Oh, he's just getting mad at Fortnite."

by peaceful_ April 26, 2020

Jimmy Conway

A man who is insanely rich, sells guns, likes to smoke and joke with you, but is not very lucky with the women because he has a quick temper. If you mess with him, he'll steal your truck or mug you.

Real definition: James Burke, also known as "Jimmy the Gent", was an Irish American gangster and Lucchese crime family associate who is believed to have organized the 1978 Lufthansa heist

Bill: Damn man, Jimmy Conway just mugged me!

Bob: You might know who he is, but he knows who you are.

by MrConway April 30, 2020

Cornwall

A nicer place then anywhere else in the UK. A minimum level of chavs, lots of fit girls, a great place to live. The main downside is the 'emmets' who come down with there chavvy mates on holiday.

Wow, Cornwall sure is nicer than anywhere else in the UK!

by Mohammed Aljeeza July 14, 2005