Corner wanker

1) A person who gives off perverted vibes but are too socially awkward to actually perform any sexual act.

2) A person who stands on the edge of a conversation, occasionally joining in however they never fully contribute to the conversation.
3) A person that gives the impression that they would stand and watch sexual intercourse whilst wanking silently in the corner.

“Omg Alex is such a corner wanker, all he does is stare at girls boobs but he’s never actually had a conversation with anyone”

by Hm0411 February 14, 2020

corntrolled

To be so completely brainwashed by someone that you would eat the corn out of their feces just so you can say you had lunch with them.

I simply cannot believe how corntrolled he is by that politician!

by RTOTOJ January 30, 2022

rivet counter

A person who has an obsession in every small and non-important details.

Game developer: we released new tank T60.
Rivet counter: omg, there are wrong number of rivets on left side inside tank, I uninstalling game.

by Do I know him? October 6, 2011

Coomer Corner

The special corner in everyone's room where they go to coom.
Can also be a state of mind.

Wesley: Where's Namit?
Udai: He's probably in his coomer corner.

by zhewrong February 27, 2021

Counter-roasted

When you finna get roasted and you got nothing else to say, you hit them with a cheap ass line ending with the words "get counter-roasted".

Gabe: Bobbi you're actually Mousty 2.0 right now.
Bobbi: Lol no you are, get counter-roasted kid.

by Spergy Merbles November 4, 2015

CounterCraft

A csgo based minecraft game created by some cool guy named Ferullo and passed down to some egotistic, elderly man named Brad. The game is now going into the dumps due to its garbage developers , but has good staff yet they still don't help with problems relating to your money, because they are greedy. Also the game is totally unbalanced and very time they make a bug fix, they end up making a whole lot more bugs in response.

I play CounterCraft and it is garbage.

Person 1: What game do you play?
Person 2: Oh I play some CounterCraft game
Person 1: So it's garbage?
Person 2: Pretty much

by KarenTheComputer February 1, 2018

counter rape

counter rape is when you are in a rape situation but in your own defends you take control and rape them back harder in an attempt to teach the rapist a lesson (don't do to others what you would not want done to your self)

Alex "what happen to you"

Carla "mike tried to rape me"

Alex " no way are you ok"
Carla "yer i pulled the counter rape and he ran away"

by oedipus ;) April 5, 2011