Corkass

One who has a cork up their ass, either literally or figuratively. A literal corkass should seek medical attention to remove the cork from their ass. A figurative corkass constantly acts uptight and agitated, as if they do, in fact, have a cork lodged in their asshole.

"Doctor, there's another corkass in the surgery ward that requires attention."

"I asked my friend for a lift to work today, but he said no on account of it being out of the way. What a corkass."

by Corkasser February 25, 2009

corkass

One whose ass is so full of blackheads, acne, hair that was shaved about 2 days ago so that it's just now growing back, or any sick combination of the 3, that it has the appearence of cork.

kid 1: "Okay, I officially saw the grossest thing in the locker room today."

kid 2: "wtf do i want to know?"

kid 1: "probably not but i'm gonna tell you anyway. that kid etherage is officially a corkass."

kid 2: *pueks*

by overlordofdiction777 December 17, 2008

Coonass

When a woman’s booty hope is so hairy that it resembles a raccoon

That hooker has the coonass.

by Pp bandit November 30, 2019

Coronass

Summer drink 2020 : Cocktail qui sera le plus rentable pour l’Été 2020 chez les 8-26 ans

-1 Bière mexicaine Corona

-1-2 onze de liquidass
-Lime
positive alcoholic side effect: you dont remember your bad breath when you pass out

So hot outside you cant move ya ass? keep bad breath hydrated and make you ass look useful With: Coronass .

Lets get our ass drunk and have a Coronass

by Irenereine January 26, 2020

cronassoulmate

A VALID MF

“cronassoulmate is so valid‼️‼️“

by grey ig March 9, 2021

John Corness Corntoes IV

A historical figure on Cornearth and the Cornverse in which he was banished to Potato Potat Tater V for disobeying the Cornbookious Cornelton and refusing to consume the corn in which Cornell Cornelius Cornbob has provided for him.

Yo, did you hear the infamous story of John Corness Corntoes IV?

by Cornell_Cornelius_Cornbob September 27, 2022