Cornflakes

Cornflakes is a cereal usually eaten to cool to urge to masturbate at that moment, and hopefully for the rest of your life.

Did your cornflakes help at all this morning?!?!

by CrankThatCalveryBoy May 1, 2009

Cornflake

The act of drying ones jizz in an appropriate container, in order to sprinkle it onto something.

Steve totally cornflaked all over my pillow.

by aperape March 27, 2008

cornflakes

the crust that forms on your face after sniffing too many poppers

them poppers burnt like hell last night ive got some serious cornflakes forming under my nose

by Messarooni August 25, 2008

cornflake

The nasty little flakes that line your undergarments during a herpes outbreak.

These cornflakes are tickling my testicles.

by Chris Ward (Winchester, VA) March 1, 2011

cornflake

the dry earwax in your ears

"What are you doing".
"Getting cornflakes out my ears".

by blazblu January 7, 2011

Cornflake

A rich idiot.

After Boris Johnson, Eton-educated mayor of London, who called poor people stupid, claiming that the bigger cornflakes tended to end up at the top of the packet.

He then failed three IQ questions on live radio.

A: Did you hear what Boris Johnson said today?
B: He's such a cornflake.

by jolene_motley December 3, 2013

cornflaking

Bullshitting, dicking around, fucking around.

Him: "Tra la la, I hope it's time to go to work!"
Her: "Come on man, quit cornflaking and let's go!"

by mellowcheddar May 26, 2007