Ghetto cricket

The intermittent chirp of a smoke detector that needs a battery changed

Your ghetto cricket is hungry for a nine volt.

by Urahogg February 18, 2023

mexican crotch crickets

Large, mature crab lice found on mexicans genitals and eyebrows.

Man, I took one look at those mexican crotch crickets after I ate her cunt and I blew lunch.

by Running out of patience April 10, 2007

Jiminy Cricket

A mixed drink consisting of lager beer, bourbon, lime juice, and sugar.

"Tim stayed on the wagon for a whole month this time, but he was lured back to drinking by the siren song of a Jiminy Cricket

by Pernicious Lim October 1, 2018

Mud Cricket

A mud cricket is a person of the female Gender who is an outback whore, who has probably already screwed every single one of your friends by now.
She is a no good bitch, and gets tossed around likeits hot potato. She may claim she isn't a whore, but tell me, does a none bitch ass fuckin whore lick and suck dick for a living?

Can be found outside, with her pussy being blownup by some country boy, or suckin every dick in town.

Look at that mud cricket go. I used to like her till I found out she had already fucked my two best friends and sucked my brothers cock dry.

by Your.probably.here.to.jack.off June 1, 2016

Crick

A common Southernism refering to a pain, spasm, or strain in a joint such as a neck, back, or knee.

I have a crick in my neck.

by Michael McQuaig October 30, 2003

Crickital

Crickital - a merging of the words critical and cricket; it may refer to occasions, actions, situations, insults, discussions, essays or anything else could previously be considered critical but that is related to cricket.

"... but darling, you know its absolutely crickital that I am back in time to see the test match highlights ..."

".. I do not wish to be crickital, but Gatting really hasn't shown confidence at the crease so far this innings"

"Batting without suitable protective equipment could lead to a crickital injury to the groin"

by Shambly McGrass February 5, 2009

buy a cricket

get a conscience, find a heart, have feelings. derived from Pinocchio and jimmeny cricket, who was his conscience.

he got hit by a car? thats hilarious.
"you need to buy a cricket"

by viciousk March 11, 2008