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copulatory imperative

A term used to describe males of all species. This is the explanation as to why every man is a womanizer. It clarifies why men are constantly on the move, cannot entirely commit and are consistently unfaithful. In the movie, Someone Like You, Ashley Judd’s character explains that men are habitually on the quest for "the new cow" so they can fulfill their "copulatory imperative."

Like a voracious lion seeking lunch in the Sahara, guys want to spread their seed eternally. This powerful force causes them to seek out a new and different woman after they've slept with a perfectly wonderful one. Thus, men are innately barbaric and rest assured they will never be fully domesticated.
Baby girl, what was Donald D. thinking? You're amazing. Why would leave you and sleep with that naaasty hoe?

Oh, because he just couldn’t overcome his copulatory imperative.
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Hot Cops

A stripper agency GOB from Arrested Development used to work for.
They're just strippers! Look how hot they are!!!

One of the Hot Cops was my choir teacher.
by Dominik92 June 24, 2009
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Copestetic

Defines as another word for, "all good", or "ok". Word orginated in the early 70's, used by all "O.G."'s when describing their current state of being.
Dont worry about your crazy baby mama, everything's copestetic.
by Young Fame July 28, 2007
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Police Cops

99% more hardcore than regular Police Officers, the Police Cops are an elite devision of the normal police. Rather than using guns, they physically force bullets into their enemies simply using their hands. To reach them you call 911-1, and even if you have an emergency, the Police Cops will still beat you after they're finished helping you.
We are the Police Cops. What the fuck do you want!?
by Xero Anarian August 22, 2006
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Call da cops

Omg they call da cops again!!
by Yeyeyeyeyejuice October 5, 2019
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copstache

The trim, regulation moustache worn by police officers and military personnel.
The patrolman's copstache did not extend beyond the corners of his mouth.
by Tom McGrath December 12, 2007
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cops chill

1. a quick way to let a friend know if police are in the area, so he doesn't take a hit or empty the pipe out the window.

2. a great way to scare the shit out of a friend whos hitting the pipe in plain view or looking at a nug above the door/window boundary.

Whether the sayer of this warning is serious or not as to the presence of police is determined by how many times the phrase is said.

1. If said only once at reasonable volume, there are really police and u should check yourself.

2. If said multiple times at high volumes, chances are we're just messing around. (See example)
1. Real: "cops, chill" ("yo, po-po...")


2. Joking: "oh SHIT COPS CHILL, DUDE CHILL, COPS.. shit dude... cops chill."

*friend shits pants and hides everything under the seat*
by eson December 16, 2003
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