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cocktimistic

Being particularly optimistic in matters regarding sex.
"Oh don't pout, this is singles night! There's every reason to be cocktimistic in this crowd"

"Hey babe, feeling cocktimistic tonight or should I just brush my teeth and call it a night?"
by vvlts December 12, 2012
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Cocktimistic

Overestimating the size of one's penis.
Dave said it would shatter my ovaries, but he was being cocktimistic!
by dave_moodiesburn July 18, 2018
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OptimisticRanger

A conversational broadcaster is OptimisticRanger, he loves to chat.
by JapansFinestMiner July 13, 2022
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miss optimistic

Nickname for someone who is constantly optimistic and seeing the bright side of things, the glass half full, and forces her happiness and optimism onto others.
by missnegative December 7, 2010
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delusional optimistic

A person who is optimistic about everything beyond logic and reason. The optimism level of this person surpasses reason and is a way to see everything as glass full.
Man his girlfriend left him for a rich guy, but he still thinks he gonna get her back. He's a proper delusional optimistic
by Manavtbitw January 19, 2021
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Optimistic

Optimistic is being hopeful for a blowjob
Dan , always optimistic, took a shower so Jenn would put his weiner in her mouth
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optimisticism

A combination of optimism and mysticism. When a philosopher or undergraduate student or other fanatical thinker comes up with a proof for why life is not a chaotic series of meaningless events ending in death. There are always serious problems with these arguments, so "optimisticism" always carries a negative connotation, similar to quaint or foolish.
Hegel's arguments for why mankind will one day see the realisation of the full freedom of the "spirit" in the real world add up to nothing but optimisticism.

The hippies thought they could create the perfect world with their optimisticism.

The president's speech was littered with the usual optimisticism about the "free" market.
by moe sizlac October 19, 2007
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