copson

a cop who likes donuts

The Sherrif was a copson

by Dr. Phillip Randall Jackson Pueblo III May 9, 2003

Cophones

/kəˈfoʊneɪz/ Mutation of the words 'cojones' and phone, cophones denotes courage only over the phone and in the security of ones house. Someone with cophones may not be as intimidating in real life as they would have you believe over the phone.

For the internet equivalent see also keyjones

After acting like such a bitch the day before, Brian called his friends in a threatning matter hoping his cophones would have them scared.

Wow, he acts so tough over the phone but in real life he's a wuss! Must be cophones.

by DunxTheCan October 14, 2009

Robo-coping

The act of walking awkwardly with stiffness in your legs akin to that of iconic 80’s character Robo-Cop.
This usually happens the day after exercising after having not done so in a while.
Other causes may include not stretching properly, or sitting down in an odd position for a long period of time.

“Hey dude why are you walking funny?”

“ Went for a jog for the first time in ages last night, now I’m Robo-coping”.

by joffish August 4, 2010

copoon

Derrived from Cocoon and poon.

When you're having sex, and when you pull out your penis has wings.

I got copooned the other day. It's chill though, I just tell the ladies my penis is an angel

by Slowbadon August 26, 2010

Copious

Cool;Boss

"The football team's trick play was so copious!"
or
"Dude! Killing a guy is so not copious!"

by Tennis Bear March 28, 2009

coping mechanics

imaginary tradesmen who make sure that a person's coping mechanisms are all in place and read for use at any given time

"Is it hard to deal with all that rejection"

"I've been doing it for years. I've been coping so long my coping mechanism have coping mechanics"

by 1adycat September 27, 2013

coping skills

Coping skills are a joke

*litrally bout to jump off a cliff* @all Tharapists: " What coping skills could you use right now?"

by Natpat and friends June 26, 2017