Cooty

is a friendly germ or idea that spreads itself rapidly across virtual, as well as, physical planes.

This dude spread his cootys' on the party and within minutes they all had their clothes off.

by They call me mr tibbs! March 28, 2011

cooties

According to adults (generally parents of young children): small, hairy monkey that lives in the back of one's throat; also known as "throat troll". Commonly transmitted by young children expressing affection (i.e. kissing a.k.a. swappin' spit, tonsil hockey, etc.) to the opposite sex (or "crush").

Girl: "Ew, Susie got cooties from Timmy!"
Friend's response: "Again?!"

by b_bold November 17, 2009

Cooties

A disease that MEN/ BOYS have.

girl: " don't play with that boy, he has COOTIES ! "

by Shmoozums January 15, 2006

Cooties

All boys have cooties! The gross contagous germs of a person you get when you become more than friends!!

My beautiful men--kyle, connor, tim, matt, ty, tim, robert and all my homies have cooties!!

by Little miss outgoing! December 9, 2007

cooties

Highly Contagious, Viral batecteria that breed inside young males and are released into the air via sweat glands when in the proximity of other young girls.

OMG! he has the cooties! EW

by ladeela April 2, 2009

cooties

Slang term for head lice.
Also some childish urban legend that a person contracts lice from contact with females. Probably dates back to a time when people never bathed and the risk of getting a disease was high.

I remember back in the days when kids were afraid of getting "cooties" from girls, until they reached adolescence and learned about sex.

by AYB May 27, 2003

cooties

Body lice in the crotch area; same as crabs.

Jerome was often a muff diver and quite frequently you could see the cooties in his eyebrows.

by Richard Black March 15, 2005