Severely messed up, either via temporary intoxication caused by drink or drugs, or it can be used to describe someone's general personalty, in which context it's akin to calling someone a weirdo or strange.
1) Shit man. I am COOKED! Those beers by themselves weren't so bad but the weed and the pills man they cooked me up good.
2) That dude is one of the most cooked people I've ever known. Serious weirdo!
2) That dude is one of the most cooked people I've ever known. Serious weirdo!
by PlaceLondon March 29, 2016
by 001011Gull65444K0 January 18, 2008
To suck at, or loose horribly, at the game of Monopoly.
Example; “Wow, you really Cooke that game last week against the Kneelands
Example; “Wow, you really Cooke that game last week against the Kneelands
by The best at monopoly April 16, 2021
by Atheon February 22, 2019
Person 1: What did you get on your math test?
Person 2: 100%
Person 1: Jeez, you cooked. Good for you.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: What I mean is...you did so well on your test that you cooked.
Person 2: Ohhh...thanks.
Person 1: No problem
Person 2: 100%
Person 1: Jeez, you cooked. Good for you.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: What I mean is...you did so well on your test that you cooked.
Person 2: Ohhh...thanks.
Person 1: No problem
by Ya Buddy! January 27, 2020
by Scrubdoodle June 11, 2010
An Australian term for someone who chuffed a durry so hard they experience a nicotine high and get all fucked up.
Good on the silly bastard trying to get a light for a wet fag. Daft cunt's already fucking cooked!
Pollys so cooked he can't even hold the dart in his mouth properly the fucker, want a cracker you mad cunt
Pollys so cooked he can't even hold the dart in his mouth properly the fucker, want a cracker you mad cunt
by nullboy June 01, 2016