convenient sore throat

Saying that u have a sore throat so that you don't have to say a speech or talk but also to get people to shut the fuck up so that u can talk.

(In a school)

Child shouts, 'I am superman!' and gets up off his sit while slowly ripping off his school uniform

Teacher: Little boy, you sit your ass down!!!

Students laugh at the teacher's outburst and continue their talking.

Teacher: Silence class, I am not well enough for this, i have a sore throat (Cough)(Cough)

Random Student: Ha ha ha what a convenient sore throat miss!

Teacher: Silence!!

by ZCMC April 1, 2009

convenience rag

a piece of cloth you grab at the point of climax, reagardless of what it is.

"mum, thers a funny lukin stain on my napkin"

"craig, dont ever use a napkin as a convenience rag again!"

by corpsio October 8, 2005

Trenchcoat Convention

When a group of government agents (i.e. FBI, DEA, ATF, etc.) are enacting a search warrant on a premises. So named because of the large amount of agents that wear trenchcoats as part of their attire. Term used more often in colder regions of the country. Can also apply to municipal law enforcement detectives as well.

"Did you see the trenchcoat convention at the meth lab down the street? Looks like they finally busted those guys."

by Boozy Springer November 6, 2006

Republican National Convention

What people think about when in a situation that they don't want to get a hard on

Republican national convention, Republican national convention, whew all better

by Barrasso August 16, 2008

Contestshipping

The reason Contestshippers watch Pokemon. Contestshipping refers to May and Drew/ Haruka and Shuu from Pokemon and their love. Contestshipping is the couple of May and Drew.

"Do you like Pokeshipping?" "Nah, i am for Contestshipping!"

by Cold-chan July 10, 2009

convegan

A vegan that is only a vegan when it is convenient or suits them.

"My girlfriend is a convegan because she won't wear leather but she'll eat chocolate."

by Liquid Leo August 6, 2008

Jackpot convention

A group of two or more colleagues shitting together in a public bathroom, competition to see who leaves the largest shit, aka jackpot.

I got the USA Today ready for our 330 jackpot convention

by El el fetches January 23, 2013