Skip to main content

political contractor

An individual or entity hired by an interest group to influence public opinion towards some desired end, esp. one with no ideological investment in that particular end as a cause or issue (i.e. acting purely out of financial interest). Political contractors are often expert propagandists, who seek to denature existing language in order to discredit or tarnish its users (typically the opposition).
Krystal, despite her anti-corporatist beliefs, has been a willing political contractor for several multimedia outlets that receive high levels of corporate funding.
by prevailingwest July 26, 2021
mugGet the political contractor mug.

Law of contract fucking

"Any fuck that has been fucked can be refucked if the fucker and fuckee agree that the fuck that was fucked was a fucking great fuck"
Law of contract fucking
"Gosh Shirley, since the fucking great fuck was so great, how about we go into contract?"
"Sure Dan! I'd love to! You are a fucking great fuck"
by DanDingo the GREAT! September 29, 2006
mugGet the Law of contract fucking mug.

Contracts

An endless and eternal pit devoid of all pleasure and goodness; the nerve center of all imaginable horrors; a putrid, oozing curse upon the world; that which makes us envy the dead; a gigantic, hulking nightmare factory; the ghost of lost freedom that forever haunts your soul; the mindkiller; a smoothie of broken glass, maggots, and metal filings; a mountain of reeking shit.
"I'm sorry, I can't go out tonight. I have to study for Contracts."
by Are Jonnson December 9, 2008
mugGet the Contracts mug.

poop contractions

When you've been harboring a major cable so long that your body starts to forcibly reject it, giving you the feelings of contractions in your anus. Often accompanied by ass sweat, and anal convulsions.
Man I've been holding off on dropping this bad boy off so long, I'm starting to have poop contractions!
by rockerdon666 December 4, 2009
mugGet the poop contractions mug.

Contract

Mafia word when a made guy offers a reward to another to kill a specific person.
For cooperating with the police, I'm going to put out a contract on his head.
by GF Ed February 7, 2005
mugGet the Contract mug.

Fart Contraction

A pain you get in your stomach that can be intense ,you worry for a second then fart and the pain goes.
"Owwwwwwww oh man my stomach hurts"

"Oh thats better it was just a fart contraction"
by Pyjamagirl January 27, 2009
mugGet the Fart Contraction mug.

Premature Ventricular Contraction

when your heart skips a beat.

may be perceived as a "skipped beat" or felt as palpitations in the chest. In a normal heartbeat, the ventricles contract after the atria have helped to fill them by contracting; in this way the ventricles can pump a maximized amount of blood both to the lungs and to the rest of the body . In a PVC, the ventricles contract first, which means that circulation is inefficient. However, single beat PVC arrhythmias do not usually pose a danger and can be asymptomatic in healthy individuals.1
Babe, you make me have premature ventricular contractions. <3
by Hoochy Mama May 15, 2011
mugGet the Premature Ventricular Contraction mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email