This is for the ladies. Tell your parter you are not on Birth Control so he must pull out, but you really are on BC. Then till him you only do it missionary. Right as he's about to pull out wrap your legs around him and say something fucked up like " I want you to be my baby's daddy"
Guy: Oh baby Ima pull out......take your legs off me.
Girl: BE MY BABY'S DADDY
Guy: Dude, had a pregnancy scare. she said she wasn't on BC and wrapped her legs around me like a Boa Constrictor as I was about to cum.
Girl: BE MY BABY'S DADDY
Guy: Dude, had a pregnancy scare. she said she wasn't on BC and wrapped her legs around me like a Boa Constrictor as I was about to cum.
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(con-strib'-you-ray'-tor); noun; a person or object used toward a cathartic or resolute end. The missing piece. Anything that, if used correctly, can bring about a desired result.
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Defines the inherent pre-confirmed physical attributes associated with the natural anatomical disposition of all species as found in the state of nature.
Defines the inherent pre-confirmed physical attributes associated with the natural anatomical disposition of all species as found in the state of nature.
construve, can be used to define the male and female gender element found within all species found in natural society.
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I am planning to get my money out of the BOA constrictor fast and put it in a credit union as soon as possible before they take it.
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