hypnotic torso conspiracy

The believe that girls breasts are there solely to be used to get what they want

Worker #1: You know that new girl in management?
Worker #2: The one with the huge rack?
Worker #1: Would you believe that she just got out of college?
Worker #2: That's the hypnotic torso conspiracy at it's finest

by Delmar May 11, 2006

conspiranoid

A paranoia heightened by the belief that unseen forces are organized against one's self or values, or against the general wellfare; persecution fantasy marked by belief that persons perceived negatively by the afflicted are operatives or dupes of real or imagined clandestine organizations.

"I can't talk to that guy anymore; he's gone so conspiranoid, he thinks our landlord is writing reports on his daily movements for the International Kommisariat of Screwing Over Delusional Nutjobs."

by Stephen Couchman November 16, 2006

Conspirasist

A low societal status person, who proves his place, by hilariously pretending elaborate hidden plans are set against him. As if they have to be.

Example: There is no greater example for population reduction, then the population reduction conspirasist.

by WraithingtonForever December 2, 2013

Conspiracy

A secret plan by a group to do something unlawful or harmful. Founded by Charlè Ginge Nkwaks Jnr who put together conspiracies to have 20 wives and bump all his holders. To this day he is still crowned conspiracy king.

You done a mad charlè ‘Conspiracy’

by cee3hun February 21, 2019

Blond Conspiracy

The blond conspiracy is a secret agreement that exists between white people. It's all about hiding the fact that they lose the blond color of their hair at a certain point in their life.

Person 0 : Them crackers are petty people dude i know about their plot. It's their best kept secret, they do not stay blond for their entire lifetime.
Person 1 : I know about this too, it's called the blond conspiracy.

by J.Dee. January 22, 2014

vast right-wing conspiracy

Quote from Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-NY), describing the continuing backhanded behavior of right-wing groups to undermine left-wing or moderate advancements.

The efforts of the religious right against the moderate Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) during the 2000 primaries are part of the vast right-wing conspiracy.

The impeachment of Clinton, the outcome of the Flordia recount, the California recall election, and redistricting in Texas all prove the existence of a vast right-wing conspiracy.

Fox News is the headquarters of the vast right-wing conspiracy.

When my conservative roommate eats all my Cheetos®, some people say it's just because he's rude, but I know it's part of the vast right-wing conspiracy.

by MCNevilleHaas December 6, 2003

conspiratard

a person who believes in silly conspiracy theories, such as the moon landing hoax or a flat earth.

Only a conspiratard would think that Coca Cola purposely made New Coke suck for publicity.

by Jack Ape October 17, 2008