A project by the horribly biased wiki Conservapedia in an attempt to 'remove' liberal 'bias' in the bible by retranslating it. It removes the story of the Adulteress in the New Testament, and changes 'thou shall not kill' into 'thou shall not murder', thus in turn promoting the beating up of women who get raped (just like Saudi Arabia) advocating the cruel and unusual death penalty. I heard there's going to be more horrible things.
The idiots at Conservapedia have decided to corrupt the word of the Lord by creating the Conservative Bible Project.
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They see liberal establishments like Moveon.org and College Liberals to be outdated or sometimes hypocritical, due to the perceived notion that they're concerned with only promoting certian rights for people and not others and put their own special interests in front of national security.
They also tend to be suspicious of political correctness, seeing it as an ironic classification of people who wanted to escape classification.
Many can be irreligious.
They tend to be late Generation X (1975-9) or early to mid Generation Y (1980-5).
Named after the cartoon South Park.
They see liberal establishments like Moveon.org and College Liberals to be outdated or sometimes hypocritical, due to the perceived notion that they're concerned with only promoting certian rights for people and not others and put their own special interests in front of national security.
They also tend to be suspicious of political correctness, seeing it as an ironic classification of people who wanted to escape classification.
Many can be irreligious.
They tend to be late Generation X (1975-9) or early to mid Generation Y (1980-5).
Named after the cartoon South Park.
South Park Conservatives are an odd bunch.
They believe in tax cuts and Middle East reform yet they toke up like a hippie with 24 hours to live!
They believe in tax cuts and Middle East reform yet they toke up like a hippie with 24 hours to live!
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An 'online encyclopedia' with plenty of 'accurate information' made by 'dedicated conservatives'.
In other words, a website full of ignorant, biased BS made almost entirely by trolls (depressingly, genuine believers of it do exist) to parody the viewpoints of far right wing.
In other words, a website full of ignorant, biased BS made almost entirely by trolls (depressingly, genuine believers of it do exist) to parody the viewpoints of far right wing.
The universe according to conservapedia:
1. Liberals are always evil and wrong, and conservatives are pure and holy. Because of this, there is no reason to listen to a liberal's argument or take them seriously.
2. Liberal influence is everywhere. The following organizations all contain liberal bias:
Wikipedia
Every news station except FOX News
The Public Education System
The United Nations
The Video Game industry
3. Despite this, signs of the general public's support for conservatives are everywhere. Even something as simple as one movie being more popular than another can clearly signify conservatives being better than liberals.
1. Liberals are always evil and wrong, and conservatives are pure and holy. Because of this, there is no reason to listen to a liberal's argument or take them seriously.
2. Liberal influence is everywhere. The following organizations all contain liberal bias:
Wikipedia
Every news station except FOX News
The Public Education System
The United Nations
The Video Game industry
3. Despite this, signs of the general public's support for conservatives are everywhere. Even something as simple as one movie being more popular than another can clearly signify conservatives being better than liberals.
by APersonGuy May 1, 2011
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Chief was having a bad day. In order to fill his happiness bag, he decided it best to make the division stay late to take inventory of everything in the shop.
Further proof of the Law of Conservation of Happiness...
Further proof of the Law of Conservation of Happiness...
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Only in people with diagnosed very severe dementia, or a mental/physical illness are "allowed" to be in a conservatorship.
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-The belief for smaller government.
-Let idiots be idiots/ you can't fix stupid.
-Support Free trade, deregulation of the economy, reduction of -government spending and deficit, etc.
The in-between: -Make Marijuana legal, but tax the shit out of it.
Hippy side: Supports local and seasonal products, vegans, vegetarians, organic items, gay marriage, looks for peace, and to be the change they wish to see in the world.
-The belief for smaller government.
-Let idiots be idiots/ you can't fix stupid.
-Support Free trade, deregulation of the economy, reduction of -government spending and deficit, etc.
The in-between: -Make Marijuana legal, but tax the shit out of it.
Hippy side: Supports local and seasonal products, vegans, vegetarians, organic items, gay marriage, looks for peace, and to be the change they wish to see in the world.
A Conservative Hippy is one who isn't fully conservative or liberal. Someone who believes in the greater good of society and quality of life, but with the freedom of each individuals own choice, not the governments. Open minded to all cultures, sexual orientation, race, and creed.
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