concusted

Someone who is really fucked up from a concussion often used by football teams

Man did you see Haas piss himself, he sure was concusted.

by Orion Foeller July 29, 2008

back door conquistador

phrase used to describe homosexuals who conquer uncharted anal territory. derived from spanish "conquerer"

that guy nasty nate is a major back door conquistador

by ballzz March 24, 2003

conquistador

A conquistador was the name given to the Fifteenth-to-Seventeenth century Spanish and Portugese soldiers who conquered much of the world, most famously the Central and Southern Americas. Not nice guys, but effective, and the term is still used today to describe certain people — ruthless business types, etc — who are brutally efficient at what they do. The most famous conquistador was the Spanish adventurer, Hernando Cortes, who subdued the mighty Aztec Empire of Mexico. The word comes, not surprisingly, from the Spanish verb conquistar, "to conquer."

It does not show that the namers were prophets or wise judges, for the Spaniards really knew California not at all for more than two centuries, and then only as a genial but rather barren land; but it shows that the conquistadores mixed poetry with business and illustrates the glamour thrown about the Northern Mystery

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 31, 2019

Bowel Conquistador

a gay man, especially of Latin American decent

God youre such a bowel conquistador!

by Matt November 15, 2004

conquistador

Someone whos sexually conquered all 3 major holes in the female anatomy.

Chaznard is a Conquistador

by miguel November 1, 2004

Horny Little Conquistador

A southerner who dates girls simply to get some, basically a conquest for sex

Jeremy Rawls is a Horny Little Conquistador!!!!

by LeeAnn May 28, 2003

vaginal conquistador

A guy who gets laid as often as possible. Characterized by getting lots of females that lack morals, values, and self respect. Conqueror of the female parts. Can lay claim to owning the used female. Has the right to brag about how many he uses.

Joe was a real vaginal conquistador when he was in college.

by sweetghy June 16, 2009