When you play the game of thrones you live or you die. This is true for all unless they have a good conquest hoe. A conquest hoe will kill every mythical forest creature you ask just for sexual favors in return. A conquest hoe also has a master’s degree in discord use so make sure you’re nice to your conquest hoe or you will be forever doomed.
Joe: “there’s bears everywhere, so annoying.”
Jim: “my conquest hoe took care of that for me, and we had sex.”
Joe: “is your conquest hoe also named Jim?”
Jim: “my conquest hoe took care of that for me, and we had sex.”
Joe: “is your conquest hoe also named Jim?”
by Wilmington Woman September 3, 2019
Get the Conquest Hoemug. by JimJamal March 15, 2023
Get the Conquestingmug. He is so lonely…
All the other viltrumites are scared of him.
No one talks to him…
No one wants to be his friend, they think he is unstable…
They send him from planet to planet to commit atrocities in their name…
And as he gets better at it, they fear him more and more..
He is a victim of his own success…
Conquest. He doesn’t even get a real name, only a purpose.
All the other viltrumites are scared of him.
No one talks to him…
No one wants to be his friend, they think he is unstable…
They send him from planet to planet to commit atrocities in their name…
And as he gets better at it, they fear him more and more..
He is a victim of his own success…
Conquest. He doesn’t even get a real name, only a purpose.
by Obidi man 2 March 31, 2025
Get the Conquestmug. She turned out to be a conquest lesbian—charming and persistent until I finally gave in, only to disappear the moment she got what she wanted.
by MightyHalfpint May 25, 2025
Get the Conquest Lesbianmug. by nwf195 March 21, 2022
Get the Conquestmug. in the space of time of which one of us was interested in the other, any person who you have liked or has liked you.
by Fraserr May 3, 2022
Get the Conquestmug.