colon conquistador

see back door conquistador

Lance Bass recently admited to being a colon conquistador

by HIRAM1079 September 19, 2008

anal conquistidor

a male person, or persons, who like to adventure into someone else's anal hole, usually meant in a gay kind of way.

Dude that guys explorin that other guys anas! he must be an anal conquistidor!

by My name here November 16, 2004

Cole came, cole slaw, cole conquered Burger

From Bob's Burgers: A burger served with coleslaw

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Cole came, cole slaw, cole conquered Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

conquered

V. To have been defeated by alcohol/tiredness.

Mate, you look conquered, was it a late one last night?
'Would you like another pint?'. 'No thanks, i'm conquered'

by Wixon November 1, 2007

reverse conquistador

Asian man that dates Caucasian women.

Ian: I'm surprised Johnny doesn't think Kelly Hu is hot.
Dom: Yeah, he only likes white women. He's definitely a reverse conquistador.

by The Chu May 21, 2008

back-door conquistador

One who is able to conquer five female bum-holes in a period of no greater than seven days.

My dad was a back-door conquistador; at least that's what my mom and sister said.

by Zach Donavan, Chris Patterson, NIck Searcy August 10, 2006

concusted

Someone who is really fucked up from a concussion often used by football teams

Man did you see Haas piss himself, he sure was concusted.

by Orion Foeller July 29, 2008