coma theory

A fan theory that the plot of a tv show/movie/video game is actually all a dream by the main character, most likely because of a coma. Alternately all or most characters are really dead or in hell or whatever sounds edgy. The most lame and overused of all fantheories, no one particularly cares for it. This however does not stop tweens from posting their "original" fan theory on every relevant message board they know anyway.

Google the name of your favourite series + "coma theory", there's your example.

by hagueharry January 21, 2014

Top comma

Apostrophe. But if you don't know what an apostrophe is, you shouldn't include it in your child's name.

My daughter's name is Ja'londa. You spell it J-a-"top comma"-l-o-n-d-a.

by Doconabike January 8, 2014

Weed-Induced-Coma

Smoking weed to make yourself sleep, or smoking yourself to sleep...Or just smoking too much and passing out. Good ones.

I smoked my self into a weed-induced-coma last night.

by ChillorFly December 17, 2011

canmanship

The quality of a graffiti "artists" work.

Taken from combining "penmanship" and the "cans" of spray paint the artists generally work with.

Coined in Chicago in the early part of this decade.

"The alderman gave Jaques an award for his amazing canmanship on the Graceland Cemetery wall."

The canmanship on the Weiss Hospital wall mural is outstanding.

Columbia College offered a scholarship to Kuumba Lynx because of the outstanding canmanship on the Uplift School.

by irishpirate1 January 23, 2007

Grease Coma

The feeling of sleepiness you get after eating a large, greasy meal. Can also effect your ability to work and may cause you to "put it in neutral".

"After Myke and Curt came back from Tuckers, they became victims of the Grease Coma"

by DeltaP42 January 8, 2009

Carson coma

A person whose face and behavior make you think that they are either falling asleep or on some drug. The person is characterized by soft speech, half open eyes and an inability to hold up one's head. Behavior seen with presidential candidate Ben Carson.

After such a large lunch, I fell into a Carson coma during math class. The teacher kept calling on me because I looked like I was nodding off.

by joecoolthefool August 1, 2016

Sushi Coma

The feeling one has after a binge of all-you-can-eat sushi. Most cases, it's difficult to walk afterwards and one will normally fall asleep if seated/lying somewhere comfortable.

"Oh, my sushi coma is killer this time!"
"My sushi coma was so bad, I couldn't study and fell asleep instead!"

by dingodora December 7, 2012