Confusment

The act of being in extreme confusion, shock, or disbelief

“When I heard about, I was in confusment!”

by Master Wes May 14, 2020

Condiment plasma

Thin watery condiment-colored fluid that accumulates on the top of ketchup or mustard. Also known as pre-mustard or pre-ketchup.
Related to condiment serum.

I made a killer ham sandwich yesterday only to ruin it with a load of condiment plasma from the mustard all over the bread.

by TonyID March 15, 2010

Pre-condiment

The clear liquid that comes out of the bottle ahead of the ketchup or mustard.

I shot a big load of pre-condiment all over that burger.

by Russell Moobs August 6, 2010

Condiments

The increasingly common street name for poppers. Can be used as a code word when poppers isnt entirely appropriate.

"I'm really in the mood for some condiments"

"Well go to the chippy and get some ; )"

by credit crunch August 10, 2008

Cockumentary

A documentary where the main character is a male homosexual.

A current example of a cockumentary would be HBO's "Behind the Candleabra" (Starring Michael Douglass and Matt Damon), which is a documentary about Liberacé.

by Aaron Hungwell June 13, 2013

Sleeping Condiments

Anything you use when you're sleeping/going to sleep. These 'condiments' include pillows, blow-up mattresses, sleep attire, lingerie, blankets, etc.

Be sure to bring your sleeping condiments when you come over.

by Urban Defines July 9, 2017

concurment

the act of concuring

I am in concurment with your statement.

by Chris DiCanio December 27, 2008