Conjaculate

To speculate or theorize about an orgasm. The word is formed from the words conjecture and ejaculate.

I conjaculated after drunk sex.
As a teenager I conjaculated a lot.

by DizzyDarius July 20, 2012

cosjay

cosjay - "kos-jay"

(noun)
1. fellatio as performed by a human being in cosplay attire.
2. the act of putting one's mouth around another's sexual organ (usually a man's), while dressed like a comic book hero, cartoon star, or pretty much anything from anime.

(verb)
1. conducting oral sex on a male recipient while dressed in cosplay costume.

(noun)
So I was at DragonCon this year and got a wicked cosjay from Jessica Rabbit. My life is complete.

(verb)
"I'm going to cosjay your balls off in about a minute. Just let me put on my elf ears."

by Cakey October 17, 2012

Conjavitus

Conjavitus is a disease found in the throat. It causes large mucus build up in the back of the throat which results in short deep coughs. Conjavitus is a non-deadly disease but slightly contagious if you are in close proximity of someone with the disease. This throat disease may cause you to become extremely irritable and drowsy. If not cured within two weeks the disease will continue to spread, resulting in nausea, headaches, sore throat, and irritable/red eyes. After one month you may experience visions and become delusional, similar to someone who is diagnosed with schizophrenia. The medication or cure for Conjavitus has not been scientifically created but drinking 32 oz of water a day as well as a basic pain reliever has been proven to be the most successful in getting rid of Conjavitus.

Blayze: *coughs*
Paige: Bro I think you got Conjavitus.

by MsConjavitus July 6, 2022

Joey Conway

A person who gets mad at video games for no reason

"Hey, what's Joey Conway doing."

"Oh, he's just getting mad at Fortnite."

by peaceful_ April 26, 2020

Jimmy Conway

A man who is insanely rich, sells guns, likes to smoke and joke with you, but is not very lucky with the women because he has a quick temper. If you mess with him, he'll steal your truck or mug you.

Real definition: James Burke, also known as "Jimmy the Gent", was an Irish American gangster and Lucchese crime family associate who is believed to have organized the 1978 Lufthansa heist

Bill: Damn man, Jimmy Conway just mugged me!

Bob: You might know who he is, but he knows who you are.

by MrConway April 30, 2020

conjagaloon

fuck up, failure, good for nothing, retard, scoundrel, mess up, screw up, can't do anything right.

My friend Ed is such a conjagaloon he accidently killed my dog by having anal sex with it.

by Mr. German Boy February 23, 2009

Conway Smile

Conway Smile is a type of fellatio whereby the teeth are employed to stimulate the penis. It is believed that people with big teeth are good at this.

I picked up a girl in a bar with big buck teeth, I wanted to take her home and hoped that she gave me a conway smile,

by Artichoke Boy June 7, 2016