DO NOT CONGRATULATE

What is said to someone when not to do something, but it is done anyway

I told You, DO NOT CONGRATULATE that idiot

by BagOfGroceries April 8, 2018

Congratulatiomis

Either used to say "FUCK OFF", or just an innocent way of misspelling "congratulations"

Guy 1: Hey! Wanna hang out??
Guy 2: Congratulatiomis, man.

by Hitaeth July 28, 2016

Congratulations

word used before ur owned or ur momma is owned

CONGRATULATIONS!
(powder in face)

by owner September 6, 2003

congradulate

To give praise for ones accomplishments only after said person paid way too much for a college edumacation.

Eric paid a lot of money for college, finally got a job and asked people to congradulate him.

by Crazymikie July 28, 2008

congratulate

To give a blowjob

Hey bitch come congratulate me

by saajdfjhgh December 16, 2013

Congratuhatin

A back-handed congratulations from one person to another, whereby someone is falsely congratulating someone when in reality is just being a hater.

"Girl, Tiffany wasn't really happy for you when you finished your degree. You know she was just congratuhatin."

by DatOmied March 4, 2013

congratutext

When you do the absolute minimum to congratulate someone on a job well done —no gift, no card, no phone call, no personal interaction — just a text.

Me: Karen just graduated from med school, we should send something.
Spouse: Nah. We don't really talk to her that much. A congratutext should be fine.

by CO_jcd August 25, 2017