concrapulations

Offering congratulations on a crap well-done.

Mike, upon exiting the bathroom: "Oh man, that was a good one."
Joe: "Concrapulations."

by Nugget77 August 29, 2008

Congradulations

congratulation soaked with adulations.

mostly used by loved and near ones who don't really have any idea about the achievement of the other.

Mike: hey i won the Data Interpretation Competition last night..!!!!!

Jamie: (clueless) Congradulations!!!!!!

by purpleoblivion January 2, 2011

Congratulations

Word used before getting owned with powder at sleep overs...

Congratulations to Mark, Ant, Ed joe, Laino, Robert

by Mr. September 6, 2003

Congradulations

Used when congratulating a person on coming out of the closet.

Congradulations on coming out Kyle.

by johntall December 2, 2010

Congratulations

Extra extra well-done food

Waiter: And how would you like your steak?
Customer: Congratulations.

by The_Epicness9000 May 11, 2024

CONGRATULATIONS

twyla and awesomeness!!!!!!!!!!!

finally finally finallly she knows, thank god she is so happy!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS

by DJ Mount Rushmore October 12, 2025

A Proper Engagement Congratulations

When your friends get engaged and you feel that the only appropriate way to say "congrats!" is to give groom and rough hand job (this is on the spot, so you don't have the proper lubrication handy) and a pack of camel lights because they're only likely to enjoy sex until they tie the knot and their lives devolve into a spiral of depression and dissatisfaction.

Hey man, congrats on proposing to your gf! Pull down your pants so I can give you a proper engagement congratulations. Here's a lighter!

by tmax805 August 25, 2018