by Master Wes May 14, 2020
A hypocritical republican who supports their party’s ideals but whines when implemented policies affect their life because they do not think systematically. Basically, a hypocrite whose motto is “crack down on others but let me do my thing.” They believe in lower taxes but then bitch when the schools are underfunded and roads are crumbling; they think the government is too powerful yet complain it doesn’t have a heavy enough hand (eg not enough cops, poor infrastructure, military isn’t strong enough); they support the war on drugs but drive drunk and use illegal drugs; they believe in the same price for the same service yet complain it’s unfair to poor people.
Examples include: coal miners in WV who believe in free market capitalism yet want subsidies for coal, corn farmers in the Midwest who vote against government benefits/subsidies yet live on the corn subsidy, community college students who believe in fewer subsidies yet attend state-sponsored education, business owners who want lower school budgets yet complain how their employees aren’t educated well, California farmers who want more immigration enforcement but lose half their workforce to ICE, pious churchgoers who support a morally bankrupt president, low income earners who cry for tax cuts yet lose necessary services when it happens, capitalist investors who complain trading fees should be lower for people who have less money.
Examples include: coal miners in WV who believe in free market capitalism yet want subsidies for coal, corn farmers in the Midwest who vote against government benefits/subsidies yet live on the corn subsidy, community college students who believe in fewer subsidies yet attend state-sponsored education, business owners who want lower school budgets yet complain how their employees aren’t educated well, California farmers who want more immigration enforcement but lose half their workforce to ICE, pious churchgoers who support a morally bankrupt president, low income earners who cry for tax cuts yet lose necessary services when it happens, capitalist investors who complain trading fees should be lower for people who have less money.
The Confusatives will always vote for a tiny tax break for themselves, even if it massively reduces taxes for the wealthy and consequently hurts their schools and roads.
"Did you hear about that Trump supporter who got deported as a result of Trump's new policy? It doesn't get more Confusative than that."
Confusatives and NIMBYcrats are wonderfully short-sighted; it's so easy to manipulate them.
"Did you hear about that Trump supporter who got deported as a result of Trump's new policy? It doesn't get more Confusative than that."
Confusatives and NIMBYcrats are wonderfully short-sighted; it's so easy to manipulate them.
by DGarb June 05, 2019
The Boys: Yooo the new COD update is like 250 GB imma have to get a new xbox famnnnn. Bare Billy.
Emma: *confusion*
Emma: *confusion*
by TheRealDeal8675309 May 06, 2020
Father's Day in Harlem.
by Jellytron30 February 10, 2014
the state of a person or thing or conversation where it is both confusing and complicated, if you take this word and apply it to anything you will find it fits too well a lot.
by The monkey on your back August 07, 2010
A term often associated to someone whom doesn't know their front from their rear.
When someone thinks they are in love but are really just looking for a filler of space.
When someone thinks they love their job, but are just in it for the status.
When someone thinks they are in love but are really just looking for a filler of space.
When someone thinks they love their job, but are just in it for the status.
Adam Stauffer was confused about his sexuality, so he went with the first thing that knocked on the door.
by Professor Billy March 20, 2009
by Darth Fureon October 12, 2005