i am confusion

A phrase saying that you are confused used in a simi popular internet meme.

(Hears a confusing theory on 9/11) . I am confusion.

by Sober calvin February 26, 2017

confusion deathmonkey

1. a delusional and fictitious creature that enjoys playing with explosives and wandering around aimlessly in a hallucinogenic state.

2. a popular podcast recorded and produced in Kansas City, MO, by three guys who have a lot of free time and a lot to scream at each other about.

I used to listen to the morning radio show on the way to work, but now I listen to Confusion DeathMonkey radio.

by wbcjshi February 3, 2010

confuckingfused

To be utterly clueless.

You've been told 5 times to clean your room, why do you look so confuckingfused?

by chitownFF October 2, 2010

Coitusing

Coitusing is a sneaky way to say fucking using the Latin base instead of English. Coitusing was devised for use by 'The Big Bang Theory' television show.

Coitus {Latin}: (n.) 'Sexual union between a male and a female involving insertion of the penis into the vagina.' ie. Sexual intercourse or Fuck

Sheldon (to Penny): "It was a lot of work to accommodate you in my life. I'd hate to think that effort to be in vain."

Penny: "You're just coitusing with me, aren't you?"

by Miq2u December 9, 2012

Confusion Boner

1) When a situation or scenario creates a state of arousal contrary to the normal tendencies of the one becoming aroused, thus also creating a situation of sexual confusion.

2) When something that should not be considered arousing actually creates arousal.

3) When one is not sure if something is sexually appealing or not.

Is this sexy? Because it's giving me a total confusion boner right now...

by thatthingoverthere June 5, 2011

mass confusion

Father's Day in the ghetto.

LBJ's "War on Poverty" was a $5,000,000,000,000.00 boondoggle that destroys black families to this very day.

Maury: "In our seemingly endless series on mass confusion, Boomsheeka 'Miss Thang' Chickenheader is about to find out the results of her 87th paternity test."

Boomsheeka: "This is gonna be the one Maury; I am sure this time. D'tronne is definitely the father."

Maury: (thinking to himself that he needs to get a REAL job) "D'tronne... is NOT the father!"

Boomsheeka: "Aiiiyeeeee!" (runs backsatge and slides down wall)

by One Stark Reality May 17, 2008

Confungry

A combination of the words "confused" and "hungry". Often used to describe the period of time before dinner where you aren't quite sure what you want to eat, but you are hungry. It can sometimes be a very frustrating situation if you are unable to figure out what you are hungry for.

Man, I don't know what to eat. I'm so confungry!

by Kaileyisaukulele August 11, 2010