confused

unable to grasp the truth behind a given emotion or concept

Jack was confused that Arnold said something bad about Daisy because Jack knew Daisy to be a wise person.

by Ereck Flowers March 11, 2015

Glazed and Confused

When a young lady wakes up after a long night of drinking and getting facialized.

Troy woke up pretty hungover, but Kathy was left glazed and confused.

by robdoe November 10, 2010

Confused

What? How did I get here? Where the...

Hey! What's going on? Jesus Christ! TELL ME!! What the?? I'm confused!! What's going on here? AHHH!

by Starvin Marvin's Best Friend Amanda December 11, 2004

Hella confused

Beyond {shook}. Beyond confused. Wig gone. Wig flew. {Shookith}. {Amazed}.

Our teacher said our report was due on {Tuesday}, she gave us the report on {Monday}.

I was {Hella confused}.

by Hella confused July 30, 2018

Confussion

A cross between 'confusion' and 'concussion'.

A confussion is when somebody, confused to the point of insanity/a breakdown, abruptly drops into a coma-like state. (Or simply gives up in frustration, and refuses to speak or move.)

Beth got a confussion over her English coursework.

by The Devil-Lady October 15, 2009

confused

See George Bush

George Bush is so confused he thinks he's a suitable president

by Brendan October 10, 2003

confused cheetah

While banging a female from behind a man places two fingers into anus of said female, then proceeds to remove the fingers and add brown spots to females back. When female turns around to figure out what is going on the confused cheetah has been completed.

I lost my penis and my girlfriend for trying to perform the confused cheetah...but it was really funny.

by Jimmy14 April 6, 2007