Confucius Joke

A joke in which contains the line, "So Confucius rolled up on a bitch..." After which the joke teller will insert their own punch line.

-So Confucius rolled up on a bitch and drops the line "Respect yourself and others will respect you.....suck my dick and I'll slip you 5 bucks."

-What a lame Confucius joke.

by The Bopmaster December 14, 2010

Confucius

A hand-job, or manual release, from a Chinese massage therapist of at least 50 years of age.

I asked for a happy ending, but had to settle for a confucius.

by Truffle_Shuffle January 8, 2012

Confungulate

To create something as a mimicry or in jest.

I confungulated this word specifically to spite my English professor.

by Josh is a dickhead April 29, 2021

confugulating

To confuse in extreme.

1: Wow. 3 hours of math homework....and I understood none of it.

2: Ditto...that lesson was so confugulating!

by Kyle D. S. February 9, 2008

Confucius

confucius a master debater! He teach the way of the wang, and unleashing the dragon upon unsuspecting people!

confucius a master debater! He teach the way of the wang, and unleashing the dragon upon unsuspecting people.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 8, 2004

Confucius

A dutch nigga ganster with afrow, but not today he has had his haircut!!

Look at teh confucius his hair is still too long at the top

by rectal muscle January 11, 2005

confunculus

full sized black baby boy, comes out of thw womb with a full on afro, smooth talking black country accent and immediately hits on nurses. Has a teenie weenie but that dont keep him down

what up confunculus? gimme you lunch money

by nutsnraisins May 1, 2010