Confucius

A hand-job, or manual release, from a Chinese massage therapist of at least 50 years of age.

I asked for a happy ending, but had to settle for a confucius.

by Truffle_Shuffle January 8, 2012

confusious

a. Not to be confused with Confuscius.
b. A horrendously confused individual.

Black Guy 1: I want to get hoops in my ears.
Black Guy 2: That's that white boy shit.
Black Guy 1: Nigga you confusious as hell.

by gnerd1 November 2, 2011

Confucius

confucius a master debater! He teach the way of the wang, and unleashing the dragon upon unsuspecting people!

confucius a master debater! He teach the way of the wang, and unleashing the dragon upon unsuspecting people.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 8, 2004

Confucius

A dutch nigga ganster with afrow, but not today he has had his haircut!!

Look at teh confucius his hair is still too long at the top

by rectal muscle January 11, 2005

confectious

confectionery + infectious = confectious. A new word invented to describe choking on laughter following a humourous conversation

Person 1: "omg, steve is dying here!"
Person 2: "Muhahaha, he's confectious!!1"

by MunroeForbes July 21, 2008

Self confucktious

Feeling undue awareness of oneself, realizing you are being self conscious, saying "fuck it" to being embarrassed or uncomfortable, owning it and growing confidence in the process.

No one cares what you look like, stop being self confucktious right now!

by Self confucktious January 22, 2021

CONFUSIOUS

Confusious is someone or something that is confused asf or something or someone is confusing

I'm confusious

by Flying Fish 202 January 3, 2018