confucamus

The Latin term for, "Fuck it."

"Confucamus" said max as he was gaining speed towards the chaos.

by MuchVocab July 5, 2016

confuciusly

With characteristics similar to the wisdom and teaching of Confucius. Or, in Mike Tyson's case, the word you use when you can't remember or have never heard the words intensely, strictly, faithfully, rigorously, etc.

"I've been trainin' confuciusly." - Mike Tyson

by Piker Bill September 21, 2004

Confucksing

Fucking confusing, in one word.

Why is Java so confucksing?

I'm goddamn confucksed.

by 555propro51234 June 22, 2016

Confucking

When something is so fucking confusing that it is Confucking

Flounder: Yo i had this dream with a car and these gurls and you were in it and so was my grandma

XXXander: Yo your dream is CONFUCKING XD

by XXXANDER1 July 11, 2009

Confucked

When you are equally confused as fucked

Noah: dude I’m so confucked. I wasn’t listening in class and know I can’t write the essay due tomorrow

by Nmallard17 May 17, 2020

confuckinfuzzled

confused confuzzled and fucking basically

a: " if i work out the standard deviation of the number of trees in the amazon and mached them against the trees in cumbria, then work out a symple formulae x/y+g=..."
b: " JUST SHUT UP IM SO CONFUCKINFUZZLED....wanka"

by Soldja June 16, 2007

Evil Confucius

A Vietnamese woman who assumes the most negative for every situation, in which she believes to always be the truth that everyone should follow.

"Mommy, my friend wants to say hi!" "That bitch probably just wants to see how I look so she can tell her parents about how ugly I am and check out our home so she knows what we have so she can call her little friends over to rob us clean!" "But mom, she just wants to say hi and thats it she's a nice person!" "NO SHE ISN'T IF SHE WANTS TO DO ALL THAT! STOP TALKING TO THAT GIRL NOW BEFORE SHE KILLS OUR WHOLE FAMILY!" "Oh my god mommy your such an Evil Confucius.."

by Pinker May 28, 2008