Conficker

Con (Configuration) ficker (Fucker)

Very soon, conficker will cause global shit wreckage.

by p0lyphemu5 January 25, 2009

confucked

when you’re fucking confused and barely know what your life is anymore

i’m so confucked right now honestly

by okden April 11, 2020

Cornfuck

The act of shucking corn by inserting entire cob with husk into anal cavity & performing the Vagal Maneuver (bearing down as in a forced bowel movement), thus expelling freshly shucked corn. For best results use a virgin sphincter. After eating corn, husk will become more malleable and easily removed manually.

"Hey Dicky, go cornfuck 12 ears for supper, we havin company."
"but mom....we had corn last night & my asshole is bleeding & the doc said I gotta wait a week....cant Edwin do it?"

by Holysheepdipobamasucks August 10, 2009

Confunkled

Chaotic or muddled brain thoughts or status. A combination of kerfuffle and confused.

The latest episode of Tlentifini Maarhaysu left it's audience confunkled.

by Moogyboobles May 15, 2005

consuckulations

Congratulating someone on something that will be good for them, but bad for you.

Well, consuckulations on your new job, Matthew. It will stink around here without you.

by BradMC April 30, 2006

confuckinfused

beyond confused.

i'm so confuckinfused.

by exoskeleton productions. January 19, 2009

confunked

being so utterly confused that it inhibits your activities of daily living at that point in time.

"dude, im so confunked right now...what the hell is goin' on here..."

by ctrlaltdelicious May 8, 2010