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Luke 2 says "This is too complicated for me I am dis-confibulated"
Timothy 1 says "But it's sooo simple
Luke 2 says "This is too complicated for me I am dis-confibulated"
Timothy 1 says "But it's sooo simple
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Nt understanding what someone is talking about as they rant on about something you have no clue about.
Boy: Oh my gosh did you see the Mets pwn up the Cubs last night, and with that Homer offZambrano?
Girl: wait what? I'm confuzzlated!
Girl: wait what? I'm confuzzlated!
by GabbersxxxD August 6, 2007
Get the confuzzlated mug.1. I'm pretty confogulated about why she wouldn't invite us to dinner. 2. Sorry, sir, I'm confogulated this morning. I could only drive twenty miles on the way here.
by pweidman December 4, 2009
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1. To give one the wrong impression of something
2. To teach and or lecture on a subject for an extended timeframe only to test on something completely different.
3. Something a complete douchebag would do. See douche move
1. To give one the wrong impression of something
2. To teach and or lecture on a subject for an extended timeframe only to test on something completely different.
3. Something a complete douchebag would do. See douche move
Example 1:
It was obvious by second semester that the professor had a knack for confugucating his students by purposefully testing on different materials than covered in class.
Example 2:
That test today completely confugucated me! The professor never even covered the material!
Example 3:
(Girl 1): Hey, how was Chemistry?
(Girl 2): I don't want to talk about it?
(Girl 1): Let me guess, you had a test?
(Girl 2): Yeah.. only I was pretty much confugucated by it!
It was obvious by second semester that the professor had a knack for confugucating his students by purposefully testing on different materials than covered in class.
Example 2:
That test today completely confugucated me! The professor never even covered the material!
Example 3:
(Girl 1): Hey, how was Chemistry?
(Girl 2): I don't want to talk about it?
(Girl 1): Let me guess, you had a test?
(Girl 2): Yeah.. only I was pretty much confugucated by it!
by YourPsuedoLover October 22, 2009
Get the confugucate mug.When one experiences extreme confusion as to how their world is a complete fucking disaster. An unexpected life altering situation that is fucked up.
I heard a rumor my live in boyfriend was married. I jokingly mentioned it to him and he admitted it was true. Now I am in this state of total confuculation!
by chit-chat-chick January 27, 2015
Get the confuculation mug.The act of poking something icky with a stick. Normally the corpse of a dead animal, like something washed up on a sea shore or road kill. Maybe turning over a semi dried cow pat. The stick is called a conjibulator.
To use a stick to investigate something you don't want to use your hands or fingers for. Because Urgh. But it's kind of fascinating.
To use a stick to investigate something you don't want to use your hands or fingers for. Because Urgh. But it's kind of fascinating.
I found a dead hedgehog in the garden I just had to conjibulate it. When I turned it over there were loads of maggots. Urgh. Conjibulator Conjibulating
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