mass confusion 

father's day in the bronx

reporter 1: there was mass confusion today in iraq, where 200 bombs were dropped and 20 car bombs were detonated.
reporter 2: u think thats bad? u should see the bronx on fathers day.

mass confusion by wenfro April 28, 2008

confusion 

Complete misundertanding of a persons words, thoughts or actions or heard or seen. Usually resulting in embarassment, laughter, hatred, fighting(be it words or weapons), and in some cases, attraction.

I was in a state of complete confusion when I entered the church and saw the devil raping kids.

confusion by Schnatz June 27, 2005

Confubsicate 

To render something that was once very clear completley useless.

"I knew how to get there, until she confubsicated me with wrong directions."

Confubsicate by Aaron Oefinger October 11, 2005

confusical 

to be musically confused.

as when listening to Japanese music music, relating it to something else, and becoming confused.

dude, that's j_pop, not acid rock or heavy metal. It's confusical, I know

confusical by Credit to Takai November 26, 2007

cross of confusion 

A symbol that shows the question of the existance of a god.

I wear the cross of confusion.

cross of confusion by Daniel P. February 14, 2004

Cultural Confusion 

Being one race (European, African-American etc) and raised in another (European being raised in Japan, African American being raised by Euro-Americans)

I am the definition of cultural confusion, I'm a black kid raised in a primarily Euro-American world. I have no idea what's goin' on when I go to the ghetto!

Cultural Confusion by Anna L J June 26, 2006

confusion and delay 

Sir Topham Hatt's catchphrase when he's cross with his engines.

You have caused confusion and delay!

confusion and delay by zmtk43 September 2, 2020