coflatulated

The act of two people farting at the same time, while in a position of snuggling butt to butt.

My wife and I were watching a show naked that I didn't care to watch so I laid opposite of her on our bed with our butts touching and my head dangling from the bed watching upside down. We both farted at the same time and our mutual friend that was watching with us shouted "You two just coflatulated!"

by farting husband May 4, 2023

Conflabolate

To engage contact with a goat in a virtual world.

I was trying to conflabolate the goat, but instinctively it levitated to avoid it's immanent doom.

by JoshDEWa October 21, 2008

conglatulation

Conglatulation is a misspeling of Congratulations used in some NES games.

Can be used as a satire.

Angry video game nerd: Conglatulation? This story is happy end? You feel strongth welling in your body? Return to start point, Challenge again? Is "Congratulations" to hard to spell?

Jim: I did it! i beat this battle in Clash of clans!

Jim's dad: Conglatulation! You just wasted $5!

by Koopinator January 13, 2016

Confabulated

When you are confused as hell

So you wanna lie about getting my dog Pregnant pregnant

What I’m “confabulated”

by Niggatonimemes November 30, 2019

Confragulated

A despondent situation with no possible action to change the outcome.

I don’t have a social studies credit, I’m so confragulated.

by Todalew March 6, 2024

Confragulate

To put someone in a despondent situation with no possible action to change the outcome.

Don’t talk to him, he’ll confragulate you.

by Todalew March 6, 2024

confagulate

It means to want to shove a pickle up up your butt

i confagulate

by wiiwhene March 3, 2026