Confizzled

A word douche bags use instead of saying confused.

Person 1: Do you like him or not?
Person 2: Dawg, i'm CONFIZZLED

by JessicaBALLS August 25, 2010

confabled

Confuzed thinking "What in the world just happened?"

Some weird girl walked up to me and started flirting then walks away, so I was confabled.

Steve and Sarah love each other and love the word confabled.

by Hydroshock January 31, 2007

confizzle

the izzle form of confu

You betizzle wizzle yo bizzle becizzle mizzle confizzle yo butizzle, ya Heard?

by Clintizzle October 15, 2003

confbubbled

State of confusion often encountered after indulging in pot smoking. One feels like there is a big bubble of air around his/her head, impeading him/her from absorbing information from the outside world with accuracy.

marm: dude why does it smell like something is burning?
pabst: i dunno
marm: oh my god you've just cinged your nostrils
pabst: noooooooooo way duuuuuuuuuuude i didn't even realise... that's how confbubbled i am... hey why does it feel like we're surrounded by anal radiation???
marm: dunno, man, i'm too confbubbled to feel it.
pabst: shit man, my nostrils are still burning

by Marmalicious July 20, 2008

confooble

to be confused or confusing, somewhat like a cactus in the breezeof nourishing sandpaper. see what you just felt? that was confoobling.

Person 1; "dude that rat is in the middle of a train eating cactus?!"

Person 2; "yeah thats about right.. BUT WTF IS THAT THING ON YOUR FACE?!"

Person 1; "my nose?"

Person 2; "...... you confooble me."

by Ragadoll May 18, 2010

Configglestain

The act of staining your nice dandy pair of board shorts

I was reaching for my longstocking and I sprayed a configglestain onto my dockers.

by Dweump master June 15, 2010

confizzled

Having so much emotions(confusion) that you can't use proper English.

Sarah was so confizzled when picking high schools.

by mimi1136 August 7, 2014