spanish confession

a confession brought out by force, via an outside party that wants an answer, that doesn't tell the truth of the confessor and only exist to help the outside party.

news anchor 1: "videos were released of the protestors interviewing the state news, telling the public that their actions against the government was wrong and now are going to be good boys."
news anchor 2:"is it me or did the government gave them a Spanish confession."

by gast123456789 August 10, 2025

Every accusation is a confession

"I'm conflating accusations with confessions... Like... Totally deliberately."

Shit-lib "Every accusation is a confession!"

Hym "No it isn't. Not when I'm doing it."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2024

Shy/Asshole Confusion

Coined by Larry David in the "The Acupuncturist" episode of HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm", Shy/Asshole Confusion is when one mistakes a shy person's quiet demeanor for that of an asshole.

Larry: I don't know why you call him an asshole. He's not an asshole, he's just shy.

Cheryl: No, he's not shy. He thinks he's smarter than everbody else and he sits there and he judges and he-

Larry: No, he doesn't, he's just shy! You've got shy/asshole confusion, my friend.

by Meeyort Snurn May 22, 2008

Pussy concussion

Pussy concussion happens due to blunt force trauma of hand, dick or paddle. Knocking pussy out cold. Only form of cure known at the moment is oral resuscitation.

If you are not practiced at oral resuscitation, please, seek immediate and urgent care from a Pussy Concussion Healer and practiced medician.

*Scarlet was thrilled with the veracious appetite of her lover, until she had to seek treatments for her pussy concussion”

by whydoidothethingsthatido October 15, 2021

conFURsion

The process of turning one into a furry, basically conversion with a spin. A rather unpleasant spin.

Guy #1 - Oh boy, I sure hope I don’t turn into a furry. I really wouldn’t like experiencing conFURsion.
Furry - Well I’ll show you why being a furry is great!
Guy #1 - *is now a furry* wow what a weird coincidence, totally didn’t see that coming

by Syst3m ERROR December 1, 2019

confusionship

A phenomenon when a couple of interacting people have neither a well defined friendship nor an FWB nor a romantic relationship and thus their attraction is still undefined to them both, yet they're definite about defining it as soon as possible.
The state of confusion before defining your sort of relationship with the person.

We were in a confusionship, but eventually deconfused ourselves and got romantically involved.

by Zeguy Lestrange January 27, 2016

I am confusion

When you are so confused you literally are confusion

I am confusion

by Hey it’s me Carl chill! chill! November 20, 2018