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confazzled

This is a noun...

it is the combination of bedazzled and confuzzled.

Literally mean being so forcefully impressed that confusion stirs up!

for girls: watching your boyfriend get a 1080 no scope quad headshot with no stopping power or steady aim in call of duty, thats the meaning of confazzled.
Boyfriend: HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT A 1080 NO SCOPE QUAD HEADSHOT WITH NO STOPPING POWER OR STEADY AIM IN SEARCH ON SHOWDOWN!
Girlfriend: Im so confazzled babe... :DD
Boyfriend: We're done
Girlfriend: fml...

Tom white kid: Yo! I just got an F on a math test! My mom is so proud!
Buk Lau: Hory Shiet, u clazy bic boiii, if i geta F, my bic brack daddy buy me fry chikun and my asian matha gonna kill me bic boiiii.
Tom white kid: WTF? im so confazzled
by bicboiiiiiiii August 31, 2011
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Confudled

When your really confused
I’m so confudled
by Lollipop lollipop ooo la la la February 1, 2018
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confabled

Confuzed thinking "What in the world just happened?"
Some weird girl walked up to me and started flirting then walks away, so I was confabled.

Steve and Sarah love each other and love the word confabled.
by Hydroshock January 31, 2007
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Confangled

1. Something so awe inspiringly stupid/idiotic/shameful that one cannot even attempt to utter a word.
2. An insult/comeback so powerfully mean one cannot hope to reply in any way other than to stand there, mouth agape, and possibly cry and/or fight the other person.
Example 1: Ionce heard that a man cut off his own penis to please his wife. I was confangled.

Example 2:

Skinny guy: Motherfucker, I swear that I will be That Guy.
Fat dude: Shut up you anorexic, smelly-ass motherfucker.
Skinny Guy: Alright, you fat some of a bitch, you know why your mother died? The same reason you're going to: A clogged fucking heart! You're ugly and fat inside and out, Iand I can't believe that there is a kind and loving God. Why, you may ask? Because no benevolent God of any religion would create something as nasty as you.
Fat guy: ... 8Begins crying and fighting skinny guy*
by The Nobody. January 29, 2009
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confazzled

GAH! I'm confazzled.
by Super Pie March 31, 2004
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confuzled

when you are even more then confused your confuzled
triginomitry times pie is so cunfuziling i am now confuzled
by patman=awesomness799 June 13, 2010
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Confusled

When you really don't know which dick to suck if you should go with the colored you're not colored one.
That guy is really confusled he doesn't know which dick to
by SimplyMaid 👙👙 March 2, 2017
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