Confusing

Janessa Whidden

“that’s really Janessa”

“my nigga, i think you mean confusing as fuck”

by defintionofanasshole January 19, 2020

congusing

Means confusing

This example is very congusing.
You are congusing

by haharealdefintion October 25, 2020

MC Confusing

A rapper created by comedy genius Jon Lajoie. He says whatever he wants when he is rapping and makes no sense.

MC Confusing
Back in this bitch
With a parking sandwich
And a chicken ticket

by Inatcheethebro December 22, 2021

conoring

The act of verbally tearing someone a new arse without remorse, pause or tact. Often done after the consumption of several glasses of red and preferably on a conference call

Wow he gave that guy a good conoring

by Celticswinger December 13, 2015

condilingus

a nickname for Secutary of State Condiliza Rice created by Dave Chapplle

Condilingus Rice sounds like a Mexican dish

by The Boys name is rasputin April 11, 2007

Contouring

The act of physically estimating a mans erect penis through his pants while on the dance floor with the explicit intention of estimating its size.

Based on my contouring last night he’s at least 8 inches and circumcised.

I contoured so hard last night.

by tinytrex July 20, 2018

Cloud Confusing

"Cloud Confusing" is a term used for incorrectly defining Cloud Computing. Sales reps and naive IT Consultants use the term Cloud Computing to refer to any client/server system where the server resides on the internet, and is maintained via a web-based interface.

Cloud Computing actually is much more involved than client/server technology. Distributed processing, data storage, bandwidth, and scalability are able to be added or removed with no harm to existing data, and there is no single point of bottleneck or failure.

IT Consultant: "We offer Cloud Computing as part of your hosting package! Now you can maintain your own CMS, Blog, Forums, and lots of other contemporary services on your site!"

Developer: "Those are simple client/server hosting applications on your server. What you're talking about is Cloud Confusing."

by Buzzword Assassin July 15, 2011