Classical Conditioning

A very primal and potent form of instinctive behavioral learning. This is innate in humans and animals of all kind (including fish, worms, etc). Classical conditioning forms the reason and basis for all unhealthy addictions and fetishes.

In an Orwellian type of situation, one could theoretically take over the world if they could classical condition their citizens (in fact, megacorporations are already doing it right now via advertisements).

The teacher played the exact same song every time we took a quiz. I now hate that song thanks to classical conditioning.

Even though I ate dinner, I started craving for a burger after watching a Wendy's commercial, all thanks to classical conditioning.

After seeing all these hot bikini girls in a beer commercial, brad suddenly felt the desire to crack open a cold one, all thanks to classical conditioning.

You could very well get turned on by a fire hydrant all thanks to classical conditioning.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 7, 2021

the ancient ninja art of deep conditioning

Uchiha Sasuke's way to keep his hair lookin' sexy. Naruto's way of making his hair weird and yellow

"i will use the ancient ninja art of deep conditioning to make my hair like sasuke-kun!"

by delete no danna September 21, 2009

Play Conditioning

A term invented by Harry Brewis, more commonly known as HBomberGuy on YouTube, is a term used to define how games teach their players how to play them beyond basic mechanics and button tutorials. Prime examples of play conditioning would be Bloodborne's use of the rally system, combos and lack of shields to draw players into an aggressive mindset, or how Devil May Cry's style system makes players want to experiment with the mechanics to get better scores.

"What did you think of Breath of The Wild?"
"Eh. The play conditioning felt really heavy-handed..."

by Another One Bites Za Dusto May 1, 2023

Thick Body Conditioning

thiccc with three c's and godlike Asian men, combined, via the combined powers of vogue and fanfic.

"Das sum Thick Body Conditioning at work right there," Stephanie said seductively whilst glaring at a well shaped Asian man.

by Gatsbae January 26, 2018

solids are going to hit the air conditioning

another phrase for shit hits the fan but more refined. Used to predict a mess when the event happens.

"When that gets published, the solids are going to hit the air conditioning".

by KevinTheB November 29, 2007

Extreme Conditioning

A perk in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. This perk doubles your sprint time. This perk does NOT increase speed. This perk is uncommonly used.

Extreme Conditioning is a perk that is for rushers.........

by MW2 Freak January 6, 2011

after the excrement hit the air-conditioning

A phrase used to signal when some inevitable bad thing has happened.
Everyone involved usually gets punished or ill effects.
A different version of "when the shit hits the fan"

Phil called the bouncer an idiot. After the excrement hit the air-conditioning and now Phil and all his mates are banned from the club

by TaintedDeity May 14, 2008