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Condoleezma

Condoleezma - noun

A caucasian male dressed in drag - usually overweight - imitating Dr. Condoleezza Rice and all of her accomplishments. Imitations include political farce and racial humor.
Guy 1 - Dude, why are you dressed like a fatass black girl?
Guy 2 - I've gotta go do my Condoleezma.
by Cuspid May 30, 2009
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Condoleezza Rice

She's smart, she's tuff, she's hot, and she's for real!
Just look at her pic... she looks like she can kick your ass blue... and that's a good thing, because she's the U.S. Secretary of State.
No wonder she has many detractors: smart, tuff and sexy girls cause widespread envy and fear.
If I lived in the States, I sure would vote her for President.
Have no fear, Condoleezza Rice is here, and she may be your next President!
by Hugh G Rection August 7, 2006
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Condelizza Rice

A woman who has high rankings on the political spectrum. Rice is well known for her great efforts to bring about peace around the world, along with fighting terrorism. Condelizza Rice is a lovable version of George W Bush. She is a possible canidate for president in 2008. Another possible canidate would be Hillary Clinton.

If Rice was voted as president, not only would she be the first woman as president, but also the first person of color. It would show the world that America is in fact not racist, and could help America all away around. Compared to Clinton, Rice is far more moderate, with a slight taste of conservative. Clinton leaves that sour liberal taste that won't go away.

You might think Clinton would be a great president since she is a woman. Well then, that's sexist. But if you want to think in that frame, Condelizza Rice would be a great president because she is a black woman. Vote Rice '08, vote for progression.
New York voted for Hillary, the state where drugs are everywhere and kids sell themselves for sex and there is rap music and they cannot read. (An no changes since elections) Wel, four thos in Neu York, reed dis. Zoot up a cap in da ass and smok ur weed, Rice be prez for '08. Fizzizzle.
by kewlmanme123 May 8, 2005
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condoleeza rice

a sex position where you head and legs are parrallel to the floor, and your partner rotates above. Good for both hetero and homo sexual.
oooo ya get in that condoleeza rice baby!
by Daniel Radcliffe March 15, 2005
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condoleeza rice

Not the most intelligent black woman in America. Whoever said so was racist, bigoted, or otherwise had their head up their ass, because publicly sucking up to and almost dating married white men in power and leeching off of their fame does not make you smart or talented or a good example for others. Monica did that much. And does she really have an identity or set of accomplishments apart from Bush? I don't think so. Not to mention the example on that definition just shamed the Republican party more, if that's possible.
Wow, look! Condoleeza Rice can play piano! Just like most middle school children! And she has enough sense to kiss up to to The Man! That must make her terribly smart for one of "them"...
by Lady Mephisto April 24, 2008
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condoleeza rice

dude1: whats that smell?!? did u just shit on your hand?

dude2: yea, now it smells like condoleeza rice!
by Goodguy555 November 18, 2009
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