Rob displayed digital confidence by posting on the wall of "the ultimate girl's night out" searching to meet a woman digitally before meeting them at the actual event. You know, so any awkwardness is avoided.
by Dating Expert March 26, 2012
Get the Digital Confidence mug.A conference room circle jerk is when many management consultants gather to express their intelligence (see clown posse) while not getting anything done. Although many individuals who engage in this behavior come from a fraternity background, a conference room circle jerk has the opposite rules of "soggy biscuit" in that the goal is not to climax early, but rather to hold back your "pearls of wisdom" until the end of the designated meeting end time. This makes you appear to be the smartest person in the room. The loser or the consumer of the "soggy biscuit" is the individual who is in the room not paying attention while attempting to complete actual work. This person is assigned any (usually asinine) action items from the meeting.
Paul: Wow, what a conference room circle jerk! We literally spent three hours of my life that I will never get back.
Ed: That sounds terrible. Who ate the soggy biscuit?
Paul: Unfortunately Eric, he was dealing with a client issue while trying to keep his sanity during the clown show.
Ed: That sounds terrible. Who ate the soggy biscuit?
Paul: Unfortunately Eric, he was dealing with a client issue while trying to keep his sanity during the clown show.
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"Is that shortbread? Smells like a baked coincidence to me!"
"Hey, do you reckon we'll have any baked coincidences on Schoolies?
Hopefully. But we might burn the kitchen down and badly injure ourselves."
"Hey, do you reckon we'll have any baked coincidences on Schoolies?
Hopefully. But we might burn the kitchen down and badly injure ourselves."
by benny the baker April 2, 2009
Get the baked coincidence mug.Also known as Cyber Confidence Disorder, CCD is a diagnosable disease where the patient is confident enough while in cyberspace to communicate with an individual, but when confronted in person fails to meet social expectation - freezing up and not saying a word.
Guy 1: "I have this friend in class right, n she's a real top sort of chick but she's definately has CCD - and only ever talks to me on facebook chat"
Guy 2: "Shit man, Cyber Confidence is a bitch, she really needs to take her meds."
Guy 2: "Shit man, Cyber Confidence is a bitch, she really needs to take her meds."
by eClif May 2, 2010
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by letithappen88 November 7, 2016
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by ImNotJamesForGodsSake August 19, 2019
Get the My self confidence mug.The thing girls say they want in a guy when they themselves usually don't have the confidence to make the first move.
Girl 1: "Hey, that guy who sits behind you in math?"
Girl 2: "What about him?"
Girl 1: "I think he's kinda cute"
Girl 2: "Ugh but he's so shy and quiet! Zero confidence. I wouldn't give him a chance."
The next day
Girl 2: "Oh look! there's that hot guy Trev! I soooo want him!"
Girl 1: "Go ask him out"
Girl 2: "Jeez that's intimidating! I'll just give him a smile and wait till he asks ME out"
Girl 2: "What about him?"
Girl 1: "I think he's kinda cute"
Girl 2: "Ugh but he's so shy and quiet! Zero confidence. I wouldn't give him a chance."
The next day
Girl 2: "Oh look! there's that hot guy Trev! I soooo want him!"
Girl 1: "Go ask him out"
Girl 2: "Jeez that's intimidating! I'll just give him a smile and wait till he asks ME out"
by Biomeanace April 9, 2010
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