Does not compute

Robot slang for "I don't know" generally followed by an exploding head.

"does not compute, does not compute... *BOOM*"

by nate-dawg-dizzle December 7, 2009

computater

what my friend calls his computer when it is broken.

That damned computater broke again!!!!!

by Ben Dover November 19, 2003

computosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to computers. Signs include: smiling lovingly at the computer screen, stroking the computer and falling asleep in the same bed as the computer.

Honey, I've been wanting to tell you this for a while... I'm a computosexual.

by meow power November 10, 2009

combulate

To figure out, after repeatedly asking the same stupid question, of many people.

That moron finally combulated the answers to his homework by harassing virtual reference librarians.

by frankenstuart January 17, 2009

computational fluid dynamics

(CFD)
physics the quantitative study of fluids and their actions given a set of events.

For use in the creation of soup, chemical based reactors, vehicles, risk assessments, damage assessments, meteorological predictions, and different predictions of naturally occurring phenomena.

seriously, im not that smart.
(Anyway, an example of computational fluid dynamics would need graphical models and computer programming)

by puahl October 8, 2005

computard

A person who under no circumstance should own a computer. Not even a Mac

This guy is such a computard he thinks the mouse is a toy for the cat.

by arris January 27, 2008

computar

A word used by ralph on the Simpsons

"the computar taste like chicken"

by anon July 24, 2003