Infinite Campus

The average/failing/truant student's greatest enemy. No longer are your attendance and academic records only seen by your parents every six weeks. With Infinite Campus, your mother and father have instant access to your grades and attendance records. So if you have a 2.5 GPA and regularly skip bullshit classes, like me, you're fucked.

I got the whooping of my life last night when my dad saw that I got a 38% on my trigonometry test.

Fuck you Infinite Campus.

by gimmedatsammich March 9, 2011

Computer liposuction

This term was created for people on social media who alter their selfies to make themselves look better. Photo shopping mass quantities of lard from their bodies so people will believe they aren't fat blobs.

Damn bro, Jaime was looking fine in her Facebook profile picture. Too bad she had some computer liposuction done!!

by Bada Bing Martin October 21, 2015

rectal computer

A computer that is medically shoved into your anal cavity. Often obtains viruses, and sometimes itches.

Woah, Tom got a new rectal computer!

by Water Washington April 14, 2014

Your computer has virus

This is what you hear before the Indian scammer starts to fix your computer but actually steals $11,000 from you.

John: "Hello, is this Microsoft tech support?"
Scammer: "Hello, your computer has virus."

by I just work here March 30, 2021

compudump

taking a massive dump whilst computing, preferably with a laptop on your lap with as much typing as possible.

Its hard to wipe after a compudump.

I made this definition whilst compudumping (adverb use)

My boner knocked off my computer while compudumping. (pornodump)

by Dangerface January 11, 2009

Combusken

A Pokemon that looks like a yellow dick with arms, legs, and a cannabis leaf on its head. Aside from that, it is the evolved form of Torchic and gained the Fire/Fighting type. Once it reaches level 36, it evolves into Blaziken. This Pokemon started the Fire/Fighting type evolution for the next 2 Fire-type starters. Good thing Delphox broke that chain.

Pokemon Emerald: What? Torchic is evolving!
Congratulations! Your Torchic evolved into Combusken!
Player: That's literally a fucking dick...

by Pokedex #184 October 15, 2017

clown computing

When you try to cram as many services (or vms) onto a single machine as possible.

We're moving our database, app servers, reporting, message queues, mail servers, and static content to a single machine as part of the Clown Computing initiative.

by ITInformer June 3, 2009