Composting Flumpter

Person that falls off the toilet and then shits on the floor.

John that composting flumpter, fell over again and shat on the floor.

by Chimikin October 5, 2022

Emotional Composting

Stuffing all your emotions down so you don't have to deal with their consequences to the point where they decompose and sew the seeds of healing.

After stuffing all my emotions for twenty years, now I can use emotional composting to learn how to deal with them better

by Spooky_1313 January 5, 2025

Composting Flumpter

Person who falls off the toilet and then shits on the floor

John that composting flumpter, fell over again and shat on the floor.

by Chimikin October 5, 2022

Stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap

A lady with larger than usual bacon hangers attempting to tuck them back into her brown tunnel for neatness in order to fool an unaware mate

I was going down on this bird and discovered that she’d stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap!! They fair slapped me around the face as she opened her legs

by Suckovmydavid December 31, 2021

Turning Compost

The gay equivolent to cutting your mates grass.

Did you hear about Chris fucking Simon? I can’t believe he’s turning compost behind Danny’s back. I thought they were mates?

by Composter December 12, 2018

Jenga Compost

The act of nutting with your own dick in your mouth to avoid losing No Nut November, since the jizz never leaves your body.

friend 1: how’s nnn going?
friend 2: bad, i had to resort to a jenga compost last night to stay in

by bangerbonker4222 November 21, 2023

Compost Mantis

a rare species of praying mantis found in compost piles in North America and New Zealand

Wow, thats an incredible Compost Mantis, observe its beauty.

by bug thing June 6, 2013