commoner

A commoner is not always a 'chav' or 'scally' some just want to get on in life, some are happy with how they are, some want to get on in life, and encourage their kids to learn a trade.

Can be found in the place of work.

by Jay112 February 13, 2005

compnerd

the nickname of someone who just won't get off of the stupid computer. a.k.a. geek, psychopath

Josh: "Hey Kurt, wanna go play some basketball?"

Kurt: "Naw, I'm staying on the computer. This chatroom is totally fantabulous!"

Josh: "Wow, you're such a compnerd."

by teamvolturi December 24, 2009

comboner

Originated by Mike, of the Chicago land area, the sexual act of placing your wang in between the ass crack of one woman and then having a second woman rub her vagina (or beef curtains in this case) on the top. Direct reference to the popular Chicago sandwich, the combo, which combine Italian Sausage and Italian Beef.

Not wanting anyone to be left out, Zack initiated the comboner to make sure Kelly and Lisa were both satisfied.

by M.J.O. January 8, 2007

Componentize

verb. 1, The act of breaking down a page into "components" in order to have smaller, more manageable chunks of data for the web. 2, the act of breaking a page into components for a web content management system in order to treat them as reusable objects.

1) This web page needs to be componentized. it's one big block of text and as it stands I can't isolate the table in order to reuse it elsewhere.

by DORIS ~> ROVER December 25, 2010

Corooner

A poor soul infected with the Chinese Originated Virus In December 2019 (COVID 19) who is well past the incubation point and has by this point lost all of their humanity. The only cure for them now is death.

Also known as a Coofer, but even less of a human now, since they NEED a ventilator to stay "alive". The sickness of the soul has left them a nearly dead husk. Beyond a doubt a very sad fate for anyone.

The most important objective of this campaign against the Corooner-Bolshevistic system is a complete destruction of their sources of power and the elimination of Asiatic influence from the Global culture. Therefore the soldier must have full understanding for the necessity of a severe but just revenge on subhuman Coroonery. The Army has to aim at another purpose, i.e., the annihilation of revolts in hinterland which, as experience proves, have always been caused by Corooners. Being far from all political considerations of the future the soldier has to fufill two tasks:

1. Complete annihilation of the false Bolshevistic doctrine of the Chinese State and its armed forces.
2. The pitiless extermination of foreign treachery and cruelty and thus the protection of the lives of military personnel in Asia.
This is the only way to fulfil our historic task to liberate the Global population once forever from the Asiatic-Viral danger.

by Pytr Lyudoyed March 29, 2020

commoner

Commoners make up the large majority of the population in the UK. They are associated with being average. They are brought up among every other social group. Educated in council schools, majority of them live in council estates. Females tend to be well behaved and cheery most of the times. They will make freinds with anyone in other social groups but that does not mean they will "hang around" with them. ie, a commoner will be friends with a goth or a metalhead and talk to them for a change, but townies have a reputation and will not want to be seen with them. Female commoners will hang around with chavs and neds because they think they're so "awesome" or "funny" even though chavs and neds are abusive, racist and violent towards others. Commoners listen to mainstream dance, pop and RnB as well as modern day hip hip, eminem, dr dre, britney spears, boy bands, dj cammy etc. Females like to wear whatever is in fashion and have a distinctive uniform (jane norman, lacoste etc) and often look like clones. They are concerned with their general appearance but have a poor diet of mc donalds and take away food. they wear fake tan and bleach blonde their hair in order to seem "attractive" towards other neds and chavs. You will see them everywhere, in malls, streets etc. Females are also described as the bitch, they talk about others behind their backs and are self centered and vain. Most commoners have a general IQ of about 120, where as NEDs and CHAVs stand at less than 30 if they're lucky, commoners can be nice people. Most stereotypes will see them as NEDs and Chavs which enjoy drinking every friday and saturday night. Commoners spend Monday to Friday at school or on MSN messenger talking to their freinds, they have profile webpages such as profileheaven, and will go out on a friday and saturday night to get drunk with other fellow chavs and neds. They dont really have any interests and if you ask one "what are you into?" 95% will reply with "boyz boyz drinkin, clubbin and boyz". Sundays they will spend recovering from a hang over. Most importantly, Commoners have no knowledge of the world beyond them, they are oblivious to the news, politics and other global matters. All that matters to them is their so called lives and they feel happy and secure with them.

Anyone who is on MSN for the majority of the day and has X X X and other "pretty" symbols in their display name is a Commoner, they like to take pictures of themselves with webcams, and advertise their boyfreinds on websites and msn such as "XX 4 YY 4eva n eva", ironically they break up after 3 months and restart the process. Anyone who hangs around street corners with lambrini on a friday and saturday night is a commoner. bleach blonding hair, fake tan, latest fashion senses and annoying repetitive dance and hip hop music listeners. They dont understand anyone elses feelings, they cannnot comprehend suffering. Sadly they are everywhere.

by Lord Iridius May 30, 2006

Filthy Commoner

Someone who goes with everyone else, and generally thinks that they are cool, "gangster", smart, etc. and tries to insult/hurt someone who is not like them in their trend following ways.

Filthy Commoner #1: Dood check out dis new thing called selfie trade where u can show off how much porn u have on ur phone

Filthy Commoner #2: ye I just saw that on facebok, omg so cool wanna twerk it and then yell at some gurls about how big our penises are? Oh sheet dawg look at dat not "normal" person.

Average "nerd": You inconsiderate fools, don't you know the consequences of your actions? You guys are not only disgusting, but illiterate and ignorant! You Filthy Commoners

by LYnksYs May 18, 2015